Thu, Nov 29, 2018
What if the Expendables had to complete a mission on Christmas? I want to see this movie. Take my money now.
Sat, Dec 1, 2018
On today's brunch, we serving up a hot bowl of a hot mess. Or stank porridge. Let's get food poisoning with The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. It's an anthology, so it's best story is the one about the gold digger. Binge Now: Dances With Wolves Binge Later: The Hostiles Binge Never: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is a six-part Western anthology film, a series of tales about the American frontier told through the unique and incomparable voice of Joel and Ethan Coen. Each chapter tells a distinct story about the American West. * Rating: R (for some strong violence) * Genre: Drama, Western * Directed By: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen * Written By: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen * In Theaters: Nov 8, 2018 Limited * On Disc/Streaming: Nov 16, 2018 * Runtime: 132 minutes * Studio: Netflix.
Sun, Dec 2, 2018
Do you like Christmas movies like the ones on Hallmark and Lifetime? Neither do we but we're tackling them anyway.
Thu, Dec 6, 2018
It's Hellraiser. In a high school. The only way to deal with bullies is to summon demons. And Pinhead is your principal. "It's like Hellraiser but mixed with Rock and Roll High School...But with Cheerleader Cenobites. From the imaginary studio that brought you, A Very Expendable Christmas. *Music by Monplaisar, "666," public domain license.
Sun, Dec 9, 2018
Dave and Jenna enter the 9th circle of Christmas Hell as they play movie bingo with the damnable A Christmas Prince Royal Wedding, let's tune in to see what they have to say.
Mon, Dec 10, 2018
Don't you know December is for Dracula? Seasons Greetings? Forget it. Time for Season's Screechings. Crack open the crypt and dive deep into the darkness - Revisit Hammer Films Dracula series. Tonight, it is Horror of Dracula (1958) otherwise known simply as Dracula in the U.K. Relive the technicolor horror dynasty that brought us the epic cinema rivalry of Peter Cushing vs. Christopher Lee and still inspires horror filmmakers today. Binge Now: Horror of Dracula Binge Later: The Lost Boys or Fright Night Binge Never: Twilight.
Thu, Dec 13, 2018
Revisiting John's idea to fix The Scorpion King movie franchise. He wants us to return to the Mummy Universe in a time travel plot that brings back Brendan Fraser's character, Rick.
Sun, Dec 16, 2018
Dave and Jenna having to watch another bad Christmas movie or us having to listen to them review the bad Christmas movie they just watched? Either way. this one has puppies.
Mon, Dec 17, 2018
What this show needs? Gimme more Spider-Ham. John Travis reviews Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, gives a little backstory and some comic history plus favorite elements of the Spider-Verse, and reveals his favorite version of Spider-Man, and although, a major player in the Spider-Man saga, he is not featured in the new movie. He explains why this new movie is doing so well because of all the Spider-Man love. Binge Now: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Binge Later: Spider-Man 2. Binge Never: The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
Tue, Dec 18, 2018
John Travis and Dangerous Dave are back to dust off some more Hammer film's Dracula movies. They dive into The Brides of Dracula 1960, Dracula: Prince Of Darkness 1966, and Dracula Has Risen From the Grave 1969; two sequels feature a sadistic, bestial turn by Christopher Lee as the Count. They have begun to notice an emerging pattern as they sludge through these sequels buried deep in horror film history...The ginger always dies, the innkeeper knows too much but is apathetic, and there is always a melodramatic speech during the 2nd act lull before 10 minutes of really intense violence. Somehow, Full Moon Pictures' shared universe comes up and there is a brief side discussion about the Subspecies vampire series and The Vampire Journals.
Thu, Dec 20, 2018
We pitch a Friday the 13th sequel called Friday the 13th: Open Season - Which features Jason Voorhees in the dead of winter, on a frozen lake. Reveals the Voorhees bloodline. Reignites the feud with Tommy Jarvis. And Introduces Jason's half-sister. It spins off a SyFy anthology series called Tales From Camp, in which Jason kills off the campfire storytellers in each episode.
Sun, Dec 23, 2018
Our friends Dave and Jenna finish their bad Christmas movie marathon with something truly terrifying, a real Xmas horror gem called Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Tue, Dec 25, 2018
Some teenage Satanists cruise around London and mix it up with some black magic and their shenanigans summons up Dracula and he sinks his fangs into the swinger scene of '70s England; those darn kids. As our exploration of Hammer's Dracula series winds down, John finds a Dracula movie Dave actually likes. And they question the choices Van Helsing's granddaughter, Jessica makes.
Thu, Jan 3, 2019
It's 2038 London and genetic experiments with a rat worshiping cult continue. Here is the plot to our sequel for 1992's sci-fi action thriller, Split Second with Rutger Hauer - Split Second 2: Black Tide.
Mon, Dec 31, 2018
And now for your listening pleasure, our complete run on the Hammer Films Dracula series - Relive the technicolor horror dynasty that brought us the epic cinema rivalry of Peter Cushing vs. Christopher Lee and still inspires horror filmmakers today. The Binge Watchers have begun to notice an emerging pattern as they sludge through these sequels buried deep in horror film history...The ginger always dies, the innkeeper knows too much but is apathetic, and there is always a melodramatic speech during the 2nd act lull before 10 minutes of really intense violence. Somehow, Full Moon Pictures' shared universe comes up and there is a brief side discussion about the Subspecies vampire series and The Vampire Journals. As our exploration of Hammer's Dracula series winds down, John finds a Dracula movie Dave actually likes. And they question the choices Van Helsing's granddaughter, Jessica makes.
Sun, Feb 3, 2019
Two movies are tearing up the charts this award season and they are both hard rocking dramas Plus a retiree slings some white gold.
Mon, Feb 4, 2019
f the victims of cinema satire. Holy hell, that's dark, someone gets this guy typing the podcast notes some coffee and a comfort bagel. Yes, a comfort bagel. It is a bagel that makes you feel better. See below for a bit about the movie we review on the show this week, ok cool cats? Ok, Podcast Note Guy, sounds great - After paintings by an unknown artist are discovered, a supernatural force enacts revenge on those who have allowed their greed to get in the way of art in VELVET BUZZSAW Now streaming. One of us says BINGE NOW and another says BINGE LATER. It has at least 3 identified horror movie tropes - Tune in to see if we like it or hate.. Scream afterwards.
Thu, Feb 7, 2019
The crew of the heavy mineral transport ship UNICORN SEVEN are nearing the end of their contract with the Company and decide to take much needed shore leave on a secluded wilderness planet for an old fashioned camping trip. What they don't realize is that their lakeside holiday has been infested with an amphibious biological weapon ravenous for new hosts. Fans of the original Alien will be psyched and new fans will devour this new deviation from evolution.
Sat, Feb 9, 2019
Just a quick bite while we watch The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot. And take a master-class in acting from Sam Elliot. Watch what he does in a kitchen. Sitting in a kitchen. Waiting for coffee to brew and discussing the nature of heroes. In a F@#king kitchen. The Movie: Decades after ending World War II by assassinating Adolf Hitler in an undercover operation, unsung American hero Calvin Barr is called upon by the government to hunt down the fabled Bigfoot, the carrier of a deadly plague that could destroy humanity. The Review: More sentimental than savage. BINGE NOW in theaters or at home, early release on Vudu.
Sun, Feb 10, 2019
This spicy edition of the podcast is all about those hot, hot bromances. Get your pillow ready. Light a candle. Turn down the lights. Embrace those awkward feelings. Start the podcast.
Fri, Feb 15, 2019
Old man Tony Manero returns to his old neighborhood after a heart attack cut his Broadway career short. Haunted by demons of failed ambition, Tony's passions are reignited when a fan asks for help to save a dance school where Tony's estranged son is an up and coming star. Pain. Disappointment. Father. Son. Only dance can express what they have to say to each other now.
Sat, Feb 16, 2019
A "Dangerous" review of The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, Overlord (2018), and Can You Ever Forgive Me? In this week's brunch. Enjoy, save me some popcorn.
Sat, Mar 2, 2019
Dangerous takes it to the mat to bring you the most sensational and tantalizing review of a family wrestling epic based on a true story - Here's our ten minutes and two cents on Fighting With My Family. "Born into a tight-knit wrestling family, Paige and her brother Zak are ecstatic when they get the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to try out for the WWE. But when only Paige earns a spot in the competitive training program, she must leave her loved ones behind and face this new cutthroat world alone. Paige's journey pushes her to dig deep and ultimately prove to the world that what makes her different is the very thing that can make her a star."
Mon, Mar 4, 2019
Disclaimer: We discuss a really dark movie from Sweden that you can't unsee. Remember that time Matt Dillon played a serial killer in a Lars von Trier movie? And that movie stirred up some controversy with critics and audiences. Let's relive the good times, shall we - House That Jack Built: "In five episodes, failed architect and vicious sociopath Jack recounts his elaborately orchestrated murders -- each, as he views them, a towering work of art that defines his life's work as a serial killer in the Pacific Northwest."
Thu, Mar 7, 2019
Johnny Spoiler drops in to pitch his Critters 5 sci-fi horror movie sequel to the Critters franchise; he is not scared of the Canadian Critters show coming out on Shudder. Not deterred by SyFy's upcoming Critters made for cable monster movie. #horrormovies #FakeMovieFriday #BingeWorthy This is F@#$ing Binge-Watchers. And they just dropped Thunderbolt and Lightfoot on Netflix. BOOM.
Sun, Mar 10, 2019
Johnny Spoiler ( who spoils nothing, ever, so don't worry ) dishes a bit on Captain Marvel, internet click-bait, and whether not corporations can get reviews pulled from a website or.
Mon, Mar 11, 2019
"In for a penny, in for a pound." - Lightfoot Casual nudity, tiny rabbits in a trunk, giant machine guns, car chases on the Snake River, and Jeff Bridges in drag. Roll back the miles and revisit that grand adventure that sparked an on-screen road trippin' friendship with beer and apples. it is THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT In an alternate universe, Lightfoot grows up to be The Dude in The Big Lebowski Thunderbolt and Lightfoot is a 1974 American crime film written and directed by Michael Cimino and starring Clint Eastwood, Jeff Bridges, George Kennedy, and Geoffrey Lewis See full description below: While stealing a car, free-spirited drifter Lightfoot (Jeff Bridges) crosses paths with legendary thief Thunderbolt (Clint Eastwood) in the midst of his own escape. Thunderbolt's old partners in crime, Red (George Kennedy) and Eddie (Geoffrey Lewis), believe he double-crossed them after they robbed a Montana bank vault several years ago. After Thunderbolt successfully pleads his innocence and is let off the hook, Lightfoot rallies them together as a group to rob the very same bank again. Release date: May 23, 1974 Written and directed by Michael Cimino.
Thu, Mar 14, 2019
Kathryn Bigelow tackles a cerebral psychological thriller when she directs a remake of '80s horror Basket Case called Female Basket Case.
Sat, Mar 16, 2019
5 army buddies try to rob a drug lord in South America, a DJ tries to get his groove back, and a demon nicknamed Dracula fears cats in a world of robots seeking love.
Mon, Mar 18, 2019
It's Ron Howard time. Talking three of our favorite Ron Howard epics: Backdraft, Apollo 13, and Willow.
Fri, Mar 22, 2019
It tells the story of a former Jedi (alias Moon Joy) who arrives in a small town where competing crime lords vie for supremacy. One faction with Rebel sympathies. The rival with ties to the Empire. The two bosses each try to hire the nameless newcomer as a bodyguard.