Melrose Place (TV Series)
Pilot (1992)
Andrew Shue: Billy Campbell
Quotes
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Billy Campbell : I'm a writer.
Alison Parker Armstrong : Writer? What kind of writer?
Billy Campbell : A novelist.
Alison Parker Armstrong : You mean like Jackie Collins?
Billy Campbell : No, I mean like Norman Mailer.
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Alison Parker Armstrong : Oh, before I forget. Above and beyond everything I've told you so far, you've got to remember one very important thing. Always, always leave the toilet seat down. Okay?
Billy Campbell : Cool.
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[last lines]
Alison Parker Armstrong : Why don't they teach you this in college?
Billy Campbell : Okay, Allison, we're going in too.
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Billy Campbell : [to Allison] I mean, I'm starting to feel like this sexually repressed, totally frustrated newt. The other night I was spilling my guts to my buddy and I was dangerously close to just emasculating myself.