Melrose Place (TV Series)
Pilot (1992)
Courtney Thorne-Smith: Allison Parker
Quotes
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Billy Campbell : I'm a writer.
Alison Parker Armstrong : Writer? What kind of writer?
Billy Campbell : A novelist.
Alison Parker Armstrong : You mean like Jackie Collins?
Billy Campbell : No, I mean like Norman Mailer.
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Alison Parker Armstrong : Is Natalie in there?
Jake Hanson : Why is it that every time a girl doesn't show up at night, people think she's at my apartment?
Alison Parker Armstrong : Is she?
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Alison Parker Armstrong : [to Billy] Billy, I will live with you, but that does not mean I have to dance with you.
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Alison Parker Armstrong : Oh, before I forget. Above and beyond everything I've told you so far, you've got to remember one very important thing. Always, always leave the toilet seat down. Okay?
Billy Campbell : Cool.
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[last lines]
Alison Parker Armstrong : Why don't they teach you this in college?
Billy Campbell : Okay, Allison, we're going in too.