Mammoth (2006 TV Movie)
Vincent Ventresca: Frank
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Quotes
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : I'm no hero.
Agent Powers : Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered!
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : Do either of you have kids? Let me enlighten you. If you have a boy you only have to worry about one... weiner. You have a girl, you worry, oh you do, about every weiner in the hot dog cart, okay?
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : What the hell did you do to my daughter? I swear, if you gave her the weed, I will neuter you!
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : We have an alien possessed mammoth on the loose and if don't stop it the government is going to kill all of us.
Simon Abernathy : [laughs hysterically] ... That's cute.
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : We've got an alien-controlled mammoth on the loose here, and if we don't kill it the government is going to blow us all up.
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : Can I be frank with you?
Agent Powers : You are, Frank.
Dr. Frank Abernathy : I know!
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Sheriff Morrison : [Shocked as attempt to stop creature fails] Son of a bitch!
Dr. Frank Abernathy : Dear God!
Sheriff Morrison : God is for Sunday Frank. Today we pray to Nike. Run!
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : [after missing daughter's b-day] So what do I do?
Simon Abernathy : Stop being a wienie!
Dr. Frank Abernathy : Don't say wienie.
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Dr. Frank Abernathy : Milkshakes for everyone! Not her, she gets nothing.
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Dr. Frank Abernathy , Agent Powers : [after his father, Simon mumbles something incoherent] 'What?'
Agent Powers : He said 'Don't trust these government stooges,' in pig latin. Does he suffer from dementia?
Dr. Frank Abernathy : I wish!
Simon Abernathy : Don't get her pregnant on the first date son!
Dr. Frank Abernathy : Ok. See you later, dad.