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| Jeff Anderson | .... | the director would like to thank: For not only coming back, but for knocking it out of the park and keeping me honest. (as Jeff) |
| Joseph Azzolina Jr. | .... | special thanks |
| James Baker | .... | special thanks |
| Carol Banker | .... | the director would like to thank: For keeping the axis straight, yet again. (as Banker) |
| Bobby Bates | .... | thanks |
| Juana Benavides | .... | special thanks: Molly Pitcher Inn |
| Justin Brown | .... | additional thanks |
| Brad Butler | .... | thanks |
| Ming Chen | .... | the director would like to thank: For being my Lord of the Web-Rings. (as Ming) |
| Greg Conger | .... | special thanks: UFCW Local 324 [Orange County] |
| Shaun Paul Costello | .... | additional thanks |
| Rosario Dawson | .... | the director would like to thank: For saying yes and turning in a performance so great, it made me actually believe that Becky would fuck Dante. (as Rosario) |
| Trevor Fehrman | .... | the director would like to thank: For an Elias you could pity and love. (as Trevor) |
| Joey Figueroa | .... | the director would like to thank: For the hours of awesome "Train Wreck". (as Joey) |
| Joe Gariffo | .... | additional thanks |
| James Gierman | .... | the director would like to thank: For the perfect location. (as James) |
| Laura Greenlee | .... | the director would like to thank: For holding it all together so amazingly. (as Laura) |
| Greg Halibozek | .... | special thanks: UFCW Local 324 [Orange County] |
| Elizabeth Hammon | .... | special thanks |
| Graham Hart | .... | special thanks |
| Robert Holtzman | .... | the director would like to thank: For my favorite set of all time. (as Ratface) |
| Eric Jaffe | .... | additional thanks |
| Bob Kaplan | .... | special thanks for myspace support |
| David Klein | .... | the director would like to thank: Welcome back, sir. No flicks without you, ever again. Promise. (as Dave) |
| Zak Knutson | .... | the director would like to thank: For the hours of awesome "Train Wreck". (as Zack) |
| Marty Kudelka | .... | the director would like to thank: For being Lords of the Dance. (as Marty) |
| Aine Leicht | .... | acknowledgment |
| Ken Leicht | .... | acknowledgment |
| Jason Mewes | .... | special thanks |
| Scott Mosier | .... | the director would like to thank: My true hetero life-mate and second-to-one soul-mate (as Scott) |
| Brian O'Halloran | .... | the director would like to thank: For being the world's best straight man (as Brian) |
| Scott Purcell | .... | the director would like to thank: For his brilliant art. (as Purcell) |
| Derek Raser | .... | the director would like to thank: Wait a second... thank ME, bitch, for rarely having to move a truck this time. (as Razer X) |
| Michael Rooney | .... | the director would like to thank: For being Lords of the Dance. (as Michael) |
| Bob Rose | .... | additional thanks |
| Dylan Sachse | .... | special thanks |
| Jennifer Schwalbach Smith | .... | the director would like to thank: She who keeps my heart beating, and makes me appreciative and scared. And loved; always loved. (as Jenny) |
| Josh Shanks | .... | thanks |
| Harley Quinn Smith | .... | the director would like to thank: For being the spring in Dad's step. (as Harley) |
| Byron Stanley | .... | the director would like to thank: For quietly having sex, and for keeping my life running smoothly. (as Byron) |
| Gail Stanley | .... | the director would like to thank: For quietly having sex, and for keeping my life running smoothly. (as Gail) |
| Tony Steinberg | .... | the director would like to thank: For keeping us on schedule. (as Tony) |
| The Thapar | .... | special thanks |
| Bob Weinstein | .... | the director would like to thank: For the cash, the green light, and the freedom. (as Bob) |
| Harvey Weinstein | .... | the director would like to thank: For the cash, the green light, and the freedom. (as Harvey) |
| Addison Wylie | .... | additional thanks |
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