Ocean's Twelve (2004)

Julia Roberts: Tess Ocean

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• Tess Ocean : [while trying to get through a crowd of fans thinking she's Julia Roberts]  How is this going to get Danny out?

  Linus Caldwell : We need someone famous.

  Tess Ocean : Why didn't you get someone famous?

  Linus Caldwell : Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral.

  Tess Ocean : [rather bewildered]  She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

  Linus Caldwell : 'I'. 'I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral'! Just protect your fake baby!

• Tess Ocean : [to Danny on the phone, Terry Benedict and two of his men show up]  There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.

  Danny Ocean : Hang up!

  [Tess hangs up] 

• Tess Ocean : This is just wrong.

  Linus Caldwell : You mean like... morally?

  Tess Ocean : Well... yeah I guess.

• Tess Ocean : You're doing recon work on our anniversary?

  Danny Ocean : Tess...

• Tess Ocean : Whoa-whoa-whoa, Linus Caldwell junior varsity you are not following any of the procedures that Danny and I talked about if Terry Benedict shows up, so something is wrong, what is wrong?

• Tess Ocean : Ma Marcus?

  Julia Roberts : Um... No it's Julia.

  Tess Ocean : um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia.