Twins (1988)

Tom McCleister: Bob Klane

Quotes 

• Burt Klane : [knocking at the door]  Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.

  Bob Klane : [Klane Brothers come bursting in]  Howdy!

  Burt Klane : [to Webster]  Who are you?

  Webster : That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.

  Burt Klane : [Firmly]  I asked you a question.

  Webster : Well who are you?

  Bob Klane : We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.

  Webster : Interesting gene pool.

  Burt Klane : Don't cast aspersions of my family.

  Webster : Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?

  Burt Klane : Right.

  Webster : My Vince Benedict?

  [Burt and Morris look at one another] 

  Webster : So what difference does it make who I am?

• Vincent Benedict : The Klane boys. What an unpleasant surprise.

  Burt Klane : Vince, this has gone way beyond a case of simple loan delinquency.

  Bob Klane : We don't like bein' shot.

  Vincent Benedict : Shot? Who shot ya?

  Julius Benedict : What do you want?

  Burt Klane : We want to take Vince out to the parking lot and kill him.

  Vincent Benedict : Don't you think that's a little drastic?