Shadow Dancer (2012)
1/10
Biggest waste of my time and money ever
12 September 2012
OK, basically this is the worst movie I've seen ever, or at least I cannot remember any other movie to come even close to being as bad as this. I would actually rather watch 200 old nuns running a marathon with walkers than to watch this.

The movie could as well have been a silent movie form a time gone by, I literally had to sit and pray for someone to say something to at least keep me awake trough this torture of the human mind. And the plot, or if you even can call it a plot has to have been written by a valium addict that had been chained in the basement of a museum for 10 years. I cannot, and I repeat, I cannot understand how it is even possible to a. make a movie that mentally kills you and b. get funding to produce it.

This movie has to be a practical joke from some movie big-wigs that decided to have fun with us in some kind of a bizarre kinky way.

I urge everyone to not spend your hard earned cash on this junk. I promise that you will have more fun if you read the phone book backwards from z to a.
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