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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
The best movie in years.
This movie was everything and beyond what I had expected. I was actually a little afraid that I would have so high expectations on this movie, that I would find it to fall short. But the end result was the total opposite. Everything, the story, the execution and the actors are hitting the spot trough out the whole movie.
The movie moves in a logical order, not too fast nor too slow. And it had an surprising amount of steady action trough out the movie. And for those that have not read the books, it will give you even more understanding to the story behind the characters. And as usual, the end of the movie could not have made better. But as I do not want to spoil it for anyone, I wont tell anything more in detail.
However, I watched this movie in 3D, doing that was an honest mistake, I didn't check the details of the viewing before I booked the ticket. And as always I find 3D to kill the movie's beauty. I am more than convinced that the 3D actually took away much of the exceptional cinematics in this movie. And hence I will go back again, to see what I had been waiting for. So a warning from me, do not watch it in 3D. Especially if you also enjoy lovely cinematics and the art of a well filmed movie. The 3D distorts allot and sometimes made the movie feel more real than it should for being a fantasy movie.
Shadow Dancer (2012)
Biggest waste of my time and money ever
OK, basically this is the worst movie I've seen ever, or at least I cannot remember any other movie to come even close to being as bad as this. I would actually rather watch 200 old nuns running a marathon with walkers than to watch this.
The movie could as well have been a silent movie form a time gone by, I literally had to sit and pray for someone to say something to at least keep me awake trough this torture of the human mind. And the plot, or if you even can call it a plot has to have been written by a valium addict that had been chained in the basement of a museum for 10 years. I cannot, and I repeat, I cannot understand how it is even possible to a. make a movie that mentally kills you and b. get funding to produce it.
This movie has to be a practical joke from some movie big-wigs that decided to have fun with us in some kind of a bizarre kinky way.
I urge everyone to not spend your hard earned cash on this junk. I promise that you will have more fun if you read the phone book backwards from z to a.