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Gigli (2003)
this was a strange movie
It was very wierd movie. Looks more like two people that has nothing else todo then to talk about , nothing. Since there is no story in this other then they are talking about yes nothing. And they have this weird kid running around. Wounder what Martin brest was thinking when he made this film. I see his stamp on this but look like he had hard time making anyhting out of this. Very sad to that Martin did not make any other movies after this since he has made so many fantastic movies other then this train wreck. Guess this is the result of two superstart in control of everything.
So do I recomend this film to anyone, NO!!!
Marlowe (2022)
Marlow but not Raymond Chandler
Must say I was suppries when I did see that this movie is.
1. based on Raoymond Chandler character "Phillip Marlow"
bu this film is not based on a chandler story but is a novel written by a Irish author "John Banville" and is based on his novel "The Black-Eyed Blonde".
I thought this was a movie from one of raymon chanlder novels but seams not. Must say I am choked that they can use another authors work but use someone elses story. And the "raymond chandler" rights holders have approved this film, very strange.
Did not think chanlder needed somone elses work he wrote so many classic stories so no need to use Phillip marlows name but ue someone elses work. I have a long list of stoires they could have used.
This movie is a quality production but its extremly boring.
Breaking Bad (2008)
it will make you sick
I followed the hype-train becouse I wanted to know
why people say that "Breaking Bad" is the best tv ever.....
The main reason I did watch BB is becouse I love better call saul.
I know I will be hated for this but want to say this.
How is it possible to put so many unlikable characters in one show.
Part from Mike, Saul, and Lynda I dont like anyone else.
So Walt, walt jr, skyler and that kid, jess and his gang of dealers is not something
I like to see again.
So to say this is the greatest, then I dont think you have not seen much tv.
The topic of "meth" cannot say that is very intresting to me, or how you sell it.
What saves this is characters like Saul, Gus, Mike and the extrem hight quality these actors
have is the only reason I did watch this. Another Actor that is very intresting but we dont see much of her is Lydia.
But why must all die.
Cannot say this is something I will re-watch again and again.
Olsenbanden - Siste skrik! (2022)
totaly discrace
There is nothing else to say about this then a totaly discrace. And a film that should never have been made.
A film where you have the biggest flopps and people you cant even call a actor like ex fotballer "John Carew. How in the heck is it possible to cast him to play "Benny" this was played by Sverre holm a many with a long acting career and what does John Carew have ZERO nothing just fotball player. Anyhting else from this just look plain stupid so a movie that should never been made. Letss keep the great olsenbanden movies that was made from 1969-1999 and not destroy what they have done and forget this film.
Better Call Saul: Saul Gone (2022)
total fail
I have loved BCS maybe the best tv series in decades I have watched all seasons and loved it.
But this ending, what is this. ?
Why is it so difficult for tv series or movies to have a good ending.?
10 months ago they killed james bond. And now we have this its not a ending its nothing its plain stupid.
The whole season 6 has all been about how they can end BCS ASAP. Thats how it has looked.
He did agree for 7 years but becouse he could not keep his mouth shut becouse KIm was in the court and confessed to everyhting, even things he had not done.
I think it so sad they have done this to this fantastic tv series, very sad.
No Time to Die (2021)
just sad
This film should never been made, period.
This film is not a bond film. I dont know what it is but its not a bond film. Other then they kill a francise.
In the beginning of the film and bonds visits vesper lynns grave and bond sees they is burning and he asks "what are you burning" they reply "the past".
So thats what this film is about killing anything that fleming wrote.
- felix dies
- specter ALL specter members dies
and on top of that bond is also killed.
This francies has always been about a fantasy on how bond always saves the world.
Daniel craig shoudl never been cast as bond he is the worst actor..... that has had this part. Why The producers love him so much, I dont know. The last 5 bond films has all been a complet disaster.
In the end credits they have said "bond will return". Okey as what. ?
What we need now is producers that want to continue but how. ?
I own all bond films on every format but this film will not be part of my bond collection.
Long live Ian Flemings bond.
Mank (2020)
is it over. ?
The problem with this film is that. There is nothing happening, I mean nothing no drama, nothing.
Part from story about someone who is to write a script, between being drunk, parties, etc.
Do I want to see it again, no I do not.
De dødes tjern (2019)
complete disaster
Here in norway we have a saying "dont jump after wirkola". Wirkola was ski jumper that won everyhting so all others would fail.
And thats this movie, its a total fail. It uses the title from the same movie from 1958 "de dødes tjern" (Deads lake). Its a b&w movie that is based on a novel of the same name by author Andre Bjerke.
So this movie that has stolen everyhting from the 1958 movie but fails in about everyhting it tries.
1. Why does it has danish and swedish actors in a norwegian movie. (I needed subtitles to understand anything they was talking about).
2. story, there is zero or try to replicate the story from 1958, but fails.
The whole thing is so bad that I dont have words, apart from the fact that I guess it target audiance is "teens".
This movie should be forgoten.
Greyhound (2020)
oh my god
This is the only movie this year I have been waiting to watch since the trailers looked so fantastic, it almost did look as good as das-boot.
everyhting here look good even one of my favoritt actor here Stephen Graham and he is as always fantastic, also here.
The story is about the convoys between england and North america to bring war materials to england.
The problem starts when the fight between the german krigsmarine's wolfpacks of u-boots. Lets just skip to the end of the movie where the fighting takes off, the problem with this movie is completely ridoicoules fight scenes, let me give u some stat as they also give in the end of the movie and that is that 72.200 sailors lost their life in the convoy traffic including 3500 ships was sunk.
So the thing that made me scream of complete joke in this movie is that the german torpedos just bonce of the side of this destroyer in this movie. What kind of allied-war-propaganda is this anyway, why is there so diffucult for hollywood to create a realistic wwII movie. ?
I am sorry but this movie is a joke.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
I love QT but this movie......
I love QT but this movie is so bad I dont have words.
As a movie this film is pure junk but if u watch it like a window into 60ties 70ties hollywood then you might like it, but as a movie it fails in everyhthing.
I am hugly dispointed.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
best bond movie ever made
At the time they did make this film the crew who made this was more a elite of movie makers assembeld by eon.
secound unit & editing - John Glen
Production Design - Syd Cain
Main title design - Maurice Binder
Director - Peter Hunt
Peter Hunt had been editor on all bond films up until OHMSS was in the planing and he said "I want to director I'm done with editing'. In my view peter hunt is maybe one of the top 3 best directors ever done a bond movie, and it shows. We all know that George Lazenby had not done any movies before this what he had done was commericials. But becouse George Lanzenby had the greatest director/editor he did hide the fact that he was no actor. But over all George Lazenby is a fantastic bond.
Since Eon have based the bond films on the novels by Ian fleming but they had never used flemmins stories from a-z they did make up the story as they felt was right. But in OHMSS they are following the story that flemming did write and it is so done so fantastic and beliveble that this is in my view maybe the greatest bond film ever made, very sad that George Lazenby could have been one of the best bond actors.
Even today this is a bond film I always love to watch, wish we could have more bond like this.
Ready Player One (2018)
Steven Speilberg, who ?
Is there more then one steven Speilberg. ?
Noway that Steven Speilberg that made Jaws, Raidars of the lost ark, has had anyhting todo with this pile of junk!.
I think it must be Steven Speilbergs assitans or tranee who put his name on this.
I just spent 2 hours 20 min watch this crap, sorry didn't know there was a book. How can someoe write somethng like this, this is what tv pumps out a million of each day.
This movie is 85% pure CGI! nothing else I know the Steven Speilberg I love has a vision and he hates CGI!, and this movie is just pile on pile with CGI
CGI = Computer Generated Imagery
I am chocked hope I never will see steven speilbergs name on anyhting like this again.
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
not even close
In 1982 I was in the cinama and watched a groundbreaking movie "Blade Runner".
So today I watched Bladerunner 2049, but what have i seen. ?
I dont get the feeling this is blade runner, the music from Vangelis is not even there. (why did not vangelis get this job anyway) The story if there is one is so full of holes that it is beyond repair.
So why is movie like this made. ?
To me the only it does is destroy the legacy of a master pice orginal movie from 1982.
The onlything this film got is lots of very nice pictures by Roger Deakins and thats what keeps this movie alive.
No regreet this movie wish I just watched the orginal movie again.
The Brasher Doubloon (1947)
A golden gem found
This is a movie I never thought I would find.
Brasher doubloon or "The High window" as the title of the Raymound chandler master peice is it is maybe one of his best stories after "Lade in the lake".
When you start to watch brasherdoubloon you see it is filmed page by page from the book something that is not done today.
I am a Chandler fan I love his work and this movie is a gem for any fan of the book a real must see movie.
Churchill (2017)
Amazing movie must see
Not very often you find a quality movie and actors like u see in this film TODAY!.
I must say I just love how they have made this movie how the camera moves and how the focus is on good quality actors and Brian Cox is one of these actors I love to see.
The movie is about D-Day like some of u know Churchill was against D-Day and thats what this movie is all about see how the alied leaders treated him.
Guess they could added much more but this is a very important story in history a must see for everyone.
This is how movies should be made but is'nt today but good to see quality movies can be made today.
Stranger Things (2016)
Stranger crap
I had seen some pictures from about "stranger things" and it looked interesting and that's why I wanted to see it.
So what is it.
If you take goonies, the thing and add some sci-fi parallel universe. Then you have stranger things but a lot worse then you have seen before. In the first scene in stranger things you will see the poster from the 1982 movie "The thing" by J.carpenter this follows trough the series so looks like the thing is a inspiration that those who made stranger things have as inspiration.
If you love thing, parallel universe, and monsters like alien, the thing. Then I think u like this.
I hate monster movies and screaming kids in every scene if u do the same then my advice is forget this.
The Omega Man (1971)
Omega of flaws
Lets just move back to 1971 when this movie was made. In 1971 I guess people did enjoy this film but in 2017 this looks very dated and full of flaws and goofs.
I spent more time finding goofs and flaws then watching the movie because it is so bad I don't have words or know where I should start.
In the opening of the movie when he drives around in this city guess it is N.Y. In one scene you can see a another car driving up the street..... and he was supposed to be the only man living, before they cut back to heston in the car.
In a scene a stand in drives his motor cycle with a bad wig.
Oh well forget this movie.
Mad Max (1979)
Mad max review (my review)
I remember walking past this movie in the video store (vhs days) a million times everyone said "oh thats a great movie".... thank god it did take me 30 years before I did get the movie and now I have seen it, here goes.
1. It shows that this is a low budget movie long way. 2. language!, whats this dub a Australian movie what is that all about didn't get that before I watch Leonard Maltin answer to this question and must be the dumbest I have ever heard: Because Americans cannot take Australian accent.
Anyway there is no story there is nothing here other then to wreck cars lots of cars, maybe this was fun in 1980+ but today we demand more.
Summery: this movie is so bad I don't have words.
Man of Steel (2013)
Man of steel AKA Superman the movie
How do I start this..... ;) I have been a superman fan all my life did grow up with the comic and superman movies from 1979, etc. A movie that had it all did follow the original story.
Man of steel this is a movie I have been waiting for and since Z.Snider was to direct I had hoped for something exciting a new touch...
After watching the first 20 min I see that this is a attempt at a remake of "superman the movie", I though oh my god this will not go good since there is no way anyone can improve on that movie.
After 15-20 movies I see where this was going a CGI kal-el oh my...... and not very good done either. We are on krypton nothing like anything like the original comic or any movies before.
From here there is no story the next 2 hours is just sequences of action no story line to follow no plot just a endless line of CGI and more cgi.
When comes to acting..... well there is no acting but one thing that I find strange is what are H.Cavill doing so much better then Rooth, why was he replaced
Movies studios claim that we the fans are destroying movies with pirating movies (they claim). So what can we say about movie studios that is destroying one franchise after another. Just because they have bought a right to make a movie does not have the right to wreck everything they have bought the rights to under the terms of "artistic freedom".
I think the fault with movie makers these days is that it is too many directors with Zero talent and too much use of cgi and scripting is something they find on internet. Hollywood need to change fast or the movie industry will be gone.
Django Unchained (2012)
Django or not
I am a huge fan of QT. Since "Kill bill" a movie I believe is the best action movie ever made. After that movie I think QT has lost much for his talent on movies that does not lives up to Kill Bill.
To me Django is a movie with Franco Nero a silent cowboy that comes and cleans up.
So after been watching 10 min of Django Unchained you say to you self "What the hell is this" where the story starts in the south where a slave is set free!, WTF!.
So Quintin Tarrantino WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE U DONE TO DJANGO. ?? I am very disappointed
Vacancy (2007)
junk
First I like to say that A.Hitchock is a film maker that had a vision, class, master story teller, and a movie master we WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN. So why does the makers of Vacancy drag his name into this piece of crap. ?
Let me ask you and if there is any movie maker today reading this , this question. Is there any talent in Hollywood today. ?
After watching this movie.... a movie witch did make me feel very bad. My reply to that is, NO.
The problem with film makers today is that they have ZERO talent so the have to replace that with R-Rated violence.
Vacency is a movie I thought would give me some excitement, a Hitchock feeling well... it did not.
Right now I feel very bad watching this.