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Bewitched (2005)
Surprisingly boring
This movie was so boring. I expected something with Nicole Kidman and Will Farrell to be pretty good. How can you go wrong with either of those actors? Boy, was I wrong! I literally caught myself falling asleep around the middle of the movie. The plot was just so weak! I felt sorry for Michael Caine and Shirley Maclaine-great actors who had nothing to work with. The movie tried to come across as a cute, feel- good movie, but the characters, especially the leads, were so bland and stereotypical. I decided to give it a 2 because a couple of times, I did laugh out loud, but sadly, those were the only laughs I got to enjoy.
Dr. Caligari (1989)
WORST movie ever!!
I just watched "Dr. Caligari" and I can honestly say that this is the absolute WORST movie I have ever seen!! A friend recommended it to me. He said it was "sort of like a B movie". This was an F movie. The acting was terrible. The sets looked like they were created by a 5 year old. The editing was laughable. I can't believe I wasted a small percentage of my life watching it. I've seen amateur student films that were way better than this!! The only thing I found remotely interesting was that Dr. Caligari has a strong resemblance to Siouxsie Sioux. While watching this piece of crap that passes itself for a movie, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. You wouldn't believe the relief I felt when I saw "The End" on the screen. The only reason I watched the whole thing was because I told me friend I would. Again, WORST MOVIE EVER!!!