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19B (2022)
3/10
Nothing much really happens
27 September 2023
I decided to check out this movie on Shahid, and to be completely honest, I found it to be rather underwhelming. The film has a painfully slow pace and lacks the kind of excitement I usually look for in a movie. It's undoubtedly an arthouse film, which means it doesn't follow the typical formula of mainstream cinema. Despite its slow pace, I did find some solace in observing the various animals and cats that made appearances throughout the film. They added a unique charm to an otherwise uneventful narrative.

One aspect of the movie that did stand out positively was the cast. The actors delivered solid performances and showcased their talent, even though the material they had to work with was less than engaging. Their dedication to their roles was evident and deserving of praise.

In conclusion, while this film might not be everyone's cup of tea due to its slow and lackluster nature, it does offer a unique viewing experience, especially for those who appreciate arthouse cinema and can find joy in the subtle nuances it presents. The talented cast is certainly a redeeming factor, making it worth a watch for those looking for something different from the usual blockbuster fare.
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3/10
Hope you've made Shakespeare proud
10 July 2023
Romeo and Juliett's wild ride in the land of misplaced thee's and thou's! It's a film that brings us back to a time when English was so fancy that even commoners spoke like poets, and it has all the ingredients for a tragically hilarious disaster. Prepare for a comedy of the Shakespearean kind!

Let's start with the language. Did Baz Luhrmann really think that by throwing in some "thou" and "wherefore" he could fool us into believing we were watching a genuine Shakespearean play? Bless his heart! It's like watching modern teenagers trapped in a time machine, shouting old-timey words without fully understanding them. We might as well have called it "Shakespurr-ian," because it made me want to curl up into a ball and laugh like a cat chasing a laser pointer.

But hey, let's give credit where credit is due. The fashion and design in this film are positively bonkers, in the best possible way. Who knew that Verona could be transformed into a vibrant neon-infused playground for star-crossed lovers? Luhrmann's penchant for extravagant costumes and over-the-top sets reaches new heights here. I mean, Romeo's Hawaiian shirt in the iconic balcony scene? Pure genius! It's like he stepped out of a time-traveling surfboard and crash-landed into the Renaissance. Talk about making a statement!

And let's not forget the editing. The frenetic pace and MTV-style cuts gave me whiplash, but hey, at least it kept me awake during the slower moments. I swear, if I blinked, I would have missed half the plot. It's like watching a highlight reel of a Shakespearean soap opera on fast-forward. You want drama? This film delivers it in spades, throwing everything at you at once and leaving you wondering if you accidentally wandered into a Shakespearean-themed nightclub.

Now, dear reader, you may be wondering why I gave this cinematic spectacle a mere 3/10. Well, despite the film's fashion-forward madness and editing acrobatics, there's just no hiding the fact that the Shakespurr-ian language feels forced and out of place. It's like serving a beautifully plated dessert with a side of pickles. Some may appreciate the combination, but for most of us, it's just plain confusing.

So, if you're in the mood for a fashion show masquerading as a Shakespearean tragedy, Romeo and Juliett might just be the film for you. But be prepared to scratch your head in bewilderment and possibly sprain your eyeballs from the visual overload. I'm giving it a solid 3/10 because, well, it's like trying to squeeze a square peg into a round hole. Hilarious at times, but ultimately a misfit.
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Drive (I) (2011)
4/10
Why is Everything Slow?
20 December 2020
Why is everything going super slow? No dialogue? And Ryan Gosling going extra cold? This ultimately killed the excitement since it's too much waiting for an action scene, that literally goes on for 2 minutes followed by 10-15 minutes of slow pace and a slow-mo fight scene, that was anticlimactic. I liked how it started but it went downhill from that.
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The Rental (2020)
7/10
Better Than Expected
18 December 2020
As the directorial debut for Dave Franco, I expected this to be artistic niche film with political underlines, but going through it it turns out a solid horror with better than expected scares that kept me on the edge for the last 30 minutes, I absolutely loved it, great acting and loved the editing.
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The Gambler (III) (2014)
3/10
Atrocious Experience
16 December 2020
As much as I was interested watching this it just left me clueless as they speak profusely with no context, it's like I'm missing some part of their conversations. So I'd rewind trynna pick up what they are talking about and it's just super vague and halfway in the movie it gets irritating. Only upside is having the acting powerhorse Jessica Lange doing every scene and emotion flawlessly.
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The Guest (II) (2018)
8/10
Exceptional Acting
5 December 2020
Honestly, while the story was somewhat debate documentary style, I think it did an exceptional job with the cinematography and it's really rare one can say every actor in this movie did an amazing job. Extremely entertaining thriller with a slow burn twist. Absolutely loved it.
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The Laundromat (I) (2019)
2/10
Betrayal
15 February 2020
I came searching for a movie to spend Saturday morning watching. A fun comedy about a widow fighting goons and making her money and moving to Vegas but instead I got a documentary style
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Euphoria (2019– )
6/10
Glamorized Blackness and Drug Abuse
14 July 2019
Having a black teenage drug addict that's so quirky and funny and can make it happen and make it stop whenever she wants, and she's so plot prioritized against other characters who are all white is some kinda leftist agenda that makes it cool to be a black drug addict but show all the rest of white characters in a negative light
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Jackie Brown (1997)
6/10
Excessive Length
1 July 2019
If we ignore how this movie is excessively long with filler scenes serving no purpose, it's a light hearted well-crafted comedy crime. Would watch again
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10/10
A Touching Movie
30 April 2019
No the first time watching a Coming-of-Age movie so I know how these generally go, but there's something different about this movie, teens are rowdy and rude to their parents but their teen angst moves to seeking validity and the way their confusion and anger is shown, their immaturity is represented and is show and it's relatable because one way or another one felt relating to the suffering of these characters and especially I was misdiagnosed for ADHD as a teen so it hit home, definitely looking out for the producers and cast in the future
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Paradise PD (2018–2022)
6/10
While this was somewhat funny, I have an issue
8 March 2019
Not to be ashamed but as somebody who gets their comedy from adult cartoons and with the marketing done by Netflix, I watched that and although the funny scenes and the well constructed plot that stayed reasonable while remaining comic, I have an issue with this beinb gross, totally disgusting and obscene it made me feel sick a bunch of time and at some point it felt overwhelming yo watch, so if you got a light stomach just pass on that, but it is a good show to relax and have a couple laughs
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Dark Places (2015)
6/10
Hey! I watched this flop
3 March 2019
Yesterday I noticed this on my Netflix and thought well since I loved Gone Girl and Sharp Objects this should be up to par in terms of quality.

So I checked out this and while honestly it was a bit extra slowburn with weak direction (if you compare it to Fincher's or Vallee's) it came out quite not as bad as it flopped at the box office. It had a good cast who gave good performance and the twist was good, definitely Charliz Theron was not at her peak but I found the story having good flow and honestly I wouldn't mind rewatching if this came on TV but wish it caught the attention of a better director that could give it justice.
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Riverdale (2017–2023)
3/10
100 m/h going downhill
9 February 2019
What started as a strong teen drama with thrilling mysteries and good twists and hit season two with a good plot, by season three totally lost it's charm, it no longer has any logic or reason begind it, simply a bunch of teens walking around acting like they're adults and adults letting a bunch of kids run the town in the most ridiculous ways to the point it's no longer in connection with reality
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Her (2013)
9/10
It's a 2 hour long day dream about escapism
31 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
"-What do you love most about Samantha?

-Oh God! She's so many things, I guess that's what I love most about her, you know, she just isn't one thing. She's so much.. larger than that"

This conversation is what "HER" is about, a dreamy sequence of unrealistic high expectations, expectations that are based on nothing but desperation. Spike Jonze took four years since "Where the Wild Things Are" to come back with his masterpiece, his best picture. It took him 10 years in the making since his divorce from Sofia Coppola.

The great attention to detail is bigger than life, starting with Samantha Morton being replaced by Scarlett Johansson mainly due to the latter's sultry voice which added a depth of character to a very complicated character, in my humble opinion Scarlett's best because she is often praised for her looks, this picture didn't include her visually on the screen yet she gave an outstanding performance, and filming mostly in Shanghai to reflect the futuristic look of the near future, and composing the music himself with his personal friend Karen O to bring to us "The Moon Song".

The film's theme revolves around escapism like the earth revolves around the sun, and how one could get sucked into escaping reality by getting into something bigger and deeper, escape a heartbreak by moving steadily into a bigger heartbreak, each character was escaping something different and dealing with it differently, very obvious Theodore (played by Joaquin Phoenix) was escaping the responsibility of dating somebody who has demands, somebody with wants and thoughts, and according to his ex-wife -Catherine- (played by Rooney Mara) he loved Samantha (voiced by Scarlett Johansson) because she was safe, wasn't real, she wasn't complicated, her only purpose was making him happy, she couldn't make big demands on him, if she made any at all. Something Theodore realizes at the end when he accepts the blame for the failure of their marriage and sends a message to Catherine. Based on the small window that was provided to get to see Catherine since the whole film was narrated from Theodore's point of view making the narration somewhat unreliable. Catherine who has tempestuous nature was escaping Theodore's failure to contain her, obviously showing she outgrew him and he no longer could provide the transparency and honesty she needs from the relationship, drawing parallel with his relationship with Samantha, which came crashing down with the revelation it lacked emotional openness and honesty. Catherine is somebody who although didn't get lots of space to express the character she was portrayed to be ambitious, smart, evolving, moving forward VS Theodore who's somebody who'd definitely romanticize the past, and that romantic nature was shown as catering to his emotional side and working as somebody who'd write intimate letters instead of people.

Moreover, the movie has one strict message; you can't outrun your problems, which was shown clearly when Theodore decided to abandon the real type of relationships in favor of Samantha, he got sucked into that type of virtual relationship clearly shown in his blind date with an unnamed girl (played by Olivia Wilde) and failure to engage in sexual intercourse with the girl Samantha picked as a medium to have sex with Theodore. These two scenes, they speak volumes on how Theodore's attempt to escape heartbreak after his marriage failed actually sabotaged his life to a farther extent.

In terms of cinematography, Jonze relied heavily on natural lighting to create low contrast throughout the movie, and using saturated natural and colorful tones to exhibit the mood, and these change in colors by the end to warmer, yet darker demonstrates how the revelation that he fell in love with somebody who pulled him lower than rock bottom brought him back to square one.

Moreover, it was very smooth of Jonze to use Theodore's body language and facial expressions as statements describing his emotions, you didn't need a narrating voice telling you how he feels or what's running through his head. And close shots and frames were used to manifest the emotional highlighting of all the characters, showing how vulnerable and emotional and intimate every scene was, and on the contrary, using long shots to manifest Theodore's own isolation; the kind of isolation he has regardless of having numerous friends shown in the movie.

When it comes to sound design, ambient and soft low tempo soundtrack was dominating the screen often going unnoticed, just subconsciously adding to the mood, somewhat used strategically to tell a story or create a mood in scenes like at the beach or when Samantha composes a piano piece for Theodore.

In character development, "Her" doesn't evolve much, it's about an emotional journey and discovering that what's real will always be better than following a fake fantasy, even if it makes you happy. With pretty much Theodore evolving, it's clearly fixated on showing you how he was simply catching up the whole time with his surrounding, eventually having a heart-to-heart conversation with his friend Amy (played by Amy Adams), and writing a letter to his ex-wife and giving himself closure.

In conclusion, "Her" is not a movie about an uncommon love story, it is a movie about escaping, about hope, about finding one's true self, it isn't one thing, it is so much.. larger than that. It was not driven by a plot, rather the themes of hopeless romanticism, escapism, hope, and compelling new starts. It derives you away from the primitive theme of a love story between a lonely man and an artificial intelligence, it makes you fall into the orbit of an existential crisis and reflect back on your life and think about how does it feel like to love someone, it is just so much.. larger than a movie.

And I think, in my humble opinion, "Her" is the kind of movie you never know you need but once you watch it, you'll fall in love with it.
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Bird Box (2018)
8/10
It's a throwback to all the apocalypse games I've played
31 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I can't think of this without thinking of video games like The Last of Us or The Walking Dead, it's a game about survival. And I got the hang of the genre.

The most basic troop overused here, is the innocent idealistic idiot making decisions that sabotage the team, Olympia and Malorie being that person on two different incidents.

It's like people had zero sense during the whole movie, starting with Malorie not crying over Jessica's death but breaking into tears when a stranger she met 5 seconds ago dies, it's all a mess and a failed attempt to drag us to the unbelievably happy ending. With many plot holes here and there, disappointed by the basic clownery but entertained
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5/10
Interesting format, what else?!
31 December 2018
As somebody who never watched Black Mirror before I went into watching this with doubts with the intention of watching the seasons some time.

At first it felt really entertaining and I liked the format, yet very quickly it became tiring with the first replay, although, it's intentional by the makers, it felt as though the whole story is becoming nonchalant, and the flow of the story became just trying to get to the bottom of it, which in conclusion ended up with a sigh of relief when I got this over, liked the format and the introduction of interactive movie, the acting was decent, the plot was forced, everything else got on my nerver especially Will Poulter and his crazy eyebrows, wouldn't rewatch
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Catfight (I) (2016)
9/10
Better than my expectations!
31 July 2018
When I was browsing Netflix for funny movies to play watch after a rough binge of sad dramas Catfight caught my attention and when I read (Alicia Silverstone) I thought okay I'm checking this out being a fan of (Clueless) and (American Woman) and it turned out to be quite interesting!

The characters Veronica and Ashley who are opposites. I loved how tables turn throught the movie. And fight scenes are hilarious, I didn't even feel bored when they ran for quite over 5 minutes.

It's light hearted comedy that had few lessons to teach the audience:

1. Tables turns, nothing is permanent. 2. Words have a dangerous effect, be careful what you tell somebody else. 3. And I'm borrowing this from (Feud), "Feuds aren't about hate, feuds are about pain." 4. Once you let go of your desires you are truly happy. 5. No matter who you are, the American healthcare system will leave you bankrupt.
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The Purge (I) (2013)
9/10
Pure entertainment!
4 August 2013
The first thing I noticed when I watched this movie was "This gonna be great!". The creator James DeMonaco made this extraordinary piece of art. The cinematography, music, and direction were amazing. Add to that it's new not containing the regular zombies or ghosts. It didn't include scary illogical scenes, but had a very good plot filled with edge of your seat thrill, action, and emotions. I enjoyed this movie, and I'm watching it's sequel.
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