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Get Carter (2000)
Give Stallone a break
There are just some actors people love to bash. Poor Stallone is one of them. Don't get me wrong; he's done some home horrible movies, but Get Carter isn't one of them. I didn't see the original, so I didn't go into Get Carter with any expectations on how it would do as a remake. I judged the movie on its own merit. The acting was good; the story was interesting, and the action was captivating. Stallone pulled off the tough guy character brilliantly; he genuinely came across as one mean SOB without any cheese; that's hard to do. It would have been easy to overdo the role. If people want to bash Stallone, they've got plenty of material to do it with. Get Carter is not additional ammunition for that cause. Sly: hold your head up on this one. You proved you're capable of excellence in Cop Land. Frame this one and put it up on your wall, too.
American Movie (1999)
So sad, it's good
I have mixed feelings towards this movie. I found the movie fascinating in the way people are fascinated by car wrecks, and I found it funny in the way one might uncontrollably burst out a laugh at the sight of an eldelry person slipping on an icy sidewalk. It's a sick and guilt ridden enjoyment. The lives of most of the people this movie brings you in contact with are so pathetic that you can't help being intrigued. But lives hardly worth living do not a good movie make. No; there was more to it than that. What sucked me in to this documentary was the perserverence and tenacity of the characters that carry on day after day in an existence that would drive most people to jump off the nearest bridge. People standing around in robes in a forst in the dead of winter for hours on end to help a friend that will no doubt produce a film only 400 locals would pay to see. A barely coherent old man who's too cheap to use the phone for local calls lends $3,000 to his nephew for a project he is certain is doomed. A mother who is as clueless as her heart is big sticks by her son through thick and thin. These things tug at the heart and, despite all the pity and head shaking they provoke, reveal a humanity that one can't help but be in awe of.
Oh, and the comedic moments are priceless. Uncle Bill steals the show in that department, but many others contribute. (The kitchen cabinet door scene nearly rolled me off the couch.) Yep; there are some priceless laugh spots in this film that almost make you wonder whether this isn't truly a mockumentary in the style Christofer Guest (Spinal Tap, Best In Show). But it's not; it's real life making you laugh, and that makes it funnier.
Yes; I enjoyed the movie quite a bit, but probably for the wrong reasons. But so did countless others. In the end, it doesn't matter. A good movie is a good movie.