baryxxx Reviews

Blue Beetle (2023)

Trainwreck, avoid at all cost

[2/10 · 1 September 2023]

This was bad on so many levels. All the characters but few are annoying. Story is a copied cliché superhero story. They took elements from all other superhero movies (and mostly from their competition - Marvel) and recycled them into this one. Almost everything this movie offers, you have already seen a better version of it in other superhero movies. And let me repeat again, a huge majority of characters are incredibly annoying. They are trying too hard to force you to laugh, which just leaves you annoyed and furious at yourself for spending your money to watch this heap of cinematic junk. And mind you, I spent $3 to watch this. Still not worth it.

2/10 just because I've seen even worse.

Vikings (2013–2020)

Started good, ended uninteresting

[7/10 · 28 August 2021]

I'll keep this short.

First three seasons 9/10.

As soon as they started following profit by increasing the number of episodes per season, it went downhill. Season 4 is still watchable, but even at that point you'll notice that a lot of time is just filled up with unnecessary drama. Season 5 and 6 are all just drama. Guess money does spoil everything.

Star Trek: Voyager: Ashes to Ashes (2000) Season 6, Episode 18

Lich King rescuing his minion

[6/10 · 24 May 2021]

So, in this episode we find out that "Carpe Diem" was actually a Klingon battle cry.

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Disaster (1991) Season 5, Episode 5

Not great, not terrible

[8/10 · 4 December 2020]

First thing I noticed is how everything failed on a spaceship, but gravity was still present.

Was dissapointed.

Then I watched Worf assisting a childbirth. This whole episode is worth watching just for the sentence: "You may now give birth."

Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Unintelligent, unwatchable and unfunny

[2/10 · 13 December 2019]

I wanted to stop watching this after half an hour, but forced myself to the end barely, just to see how bad can it really get. I mean, when I looked at the main cast, it showed potential. All great actors with experience in comedy. And I think they are probably ashamed of this film.

This is hands down Steve Carell's worst role I've ever seen. Although, there is no actor who could play this part well. To make a main character in a film this stupid is a blasphemy, all the more if he's supposed to have a job that actually requires to have a functioning brain. Entire duration of film you have a feeling that you're watching a three year old child in a body of Carell. Beside having a overwhelming feeling of desperation for having to even watch this thrash.

And I wouldn't even mind the stupidity of characters if there was a lot of funny situations or dialogues (eg. Dumb and Dumber) but this film is half way between comedy and drama, trying to provoke your compassion for the most stupid, and trying to make you laugh (although unsuccesfully) with bad jokes. Dumb and Dumber had two idiots, and that formula worked. Here, you just watch one idiot surrounded by some really patient people.

Giving it two stars just because I believe there could be even worse films there, so leaving some space for those.