"Van Helsing" Christ Pose (TV Episode 2018) Poster

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4/10
Another one you can give a miss
sunnygrump2 February 2021
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Not quite as mind-numbing as the one where Vanessa is stuck on a meat-hook, but I could've done without the evangelical rubbish. I disagree with other comments that this episode is religious propaganda, though.

Yes, both Axel and Flesh/Phil have their respective "Lazarus" moments, but even this is inelegant, because it's not clear why Phil should heal up nicely, while Axel should be at death's door, given that they were both reclaimed by Vanessa.

To me, the religious message here (if indeed there is one) is that there is no "God": there's only the will to survive, and damned good luck...but that doesn't mean you can't also have a little faith along the way, if it makes you feel better.

Still, this is only 4 stars, because it did precisely nothing to advance the story or the characters, unless it's to emphasise Scarlett as the lighter counterpart to Vanessa's darkness. Which we already know.
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3/10
Christ Almighty !
paolois17 March 2019
....what a lot of nonsense. After Episode 10 I thought they had run out of ideas until I saw this. What's this episode about ? How does it progress the overall story ? It doesn't, at all, that's right. Axel and Scarlett meet a modern Jesus ? Oh man. Lol
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4/10
Shut up Wilson
Calicodreamin21 April 2021
So I guess we're supposed to believe that Scarlett has been on that island for 23 days and Vanessa hasn't reached the dark one yet? And Scarlett didn't look for a lifeboat before? And Axel just happens to be driving by as she pops out of the woods? This episode was sloppy.
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1/10
Anti-Christian BS
Johnny_West7 June 2021
I guess somebody in the cast or production staff needed to get their Union cards approved, so Missy Peregrym gets to spend an episode of this crud taking shots at Jesus Christ. Maybe this episode is what got Dick Wolf to give her a spot as the liberal agent on the (anti) FBI TV series?

Jeff Kober is the suspected Messiah, as he walks around nonchalantly among the daywalkers and ferals. Kober usually plays evil villains, but this time he is the Man of Peace among the vamps.

Why put this nonsense story into Van Helsing? It is a gratuitous opportunity to slam Christianity, and I wonder why these brave folks never do a shot at the Muslim or Jewish religions?

I honestly felt like Missy Pergrym's in-your-face attitude was making it hard for Kober to play his role. Kober is no Laurence Olivier, and it seemed like he was having a hard time staying in his role as a Jesus-like character with Peregrym relentlessly heckling him.

At least we got a break from Sam the singing vampire.
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3/10
Religious Nonsense Episode
jdyz-0415713 September 2019
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I thought they were going somewhere with this episode. At least if we found out the old guy had an immunity or there was something special about his blood that would lead to a cure, thus moving the story forward. But, no. It's just a waste of time, "you just gotta have faith" nonsense. It completely breaks the suspension of disbelief, when there's a guy who vampires ignore, but the whole town isn't camped out in his vicinity to stay safe. He's just there with his bible, not the Holy Vedas, because Christian propaganda must be pushed. Ridiculous.
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