iZombie (TV Series)

Wag the Tongue Slowly (2017)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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• Ravi Chakrabarti : You know the old saying, "A watched pot never boils," until its contents reach a temperature at which the vapour pressure of the liquid is equal to the pressure exerted on the liquid by the surrounding atmosphere.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : What's up with you? You look like the zombie who ate the canaries brain.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : The loveliest trick of the devil is to persuade you he doesn't exist.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : I hate sex slavery as much as anyone, but I don't feel like going out in public at the moment.

  Major Lilywhite : Ravi, it's a stakeout, all right? We'll hunker down in my car. You don't even have to wear pants.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : ...Why not?

• Olivia Moore : We need to find a Rhonda Hardbody porno where she plays a private eye's sexy Italian client.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Why not? I've got nothing better to do.

  Olivia Moore : [Passes over a list]  It's one of the movies on this list. Focus on the crime thrillers.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : So, ignore remakes of classics, such as The Magnificent Seven-Way, Bone-hur... No doubt part of the criterion hard-core collection.

• Major Lilywhite : I figure Natalie's in a second location which Mr. Oates is gonna lead us to. All we have to do is affix this GPS tracking device to his car.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : The one parked behind those massive gates?

  Major Lilywhite : Dude, don't pitch problems, all right? You're the brainy sidekick.

• Olivia Moore : Rough night, playa?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Please keep your rebuke to a dull roar.

  Olivia Moore : I'll let god be your judge.

  [pause] 

  Olivia Moore : But let's review the facts, shall we? First, you tell Peyton that you're in love with her, leaving her confused and speechless, and then you take home your old boss for a drunken hate-bonk. And when Peyton shows up to say that she's ready to take a chance on Pavi or Rayton or whatever it is that you two would call yourselves, you kiss her, while your latest conquest is in the next room. Not good.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I know.

  Olivia Moore : Also, I believe god is a woman, so, you're really screwed.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : What's this Osborne Oates do anyway?

  Major Lilywhite : He's in the diamond biz.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Ah. A Bond villain.