Fri, Jan 22, 2010
Stuttering Craig and Nervous Nick predict what will occur for video games in 2010: #10: "Killer Instinct 3" is finally announced, #9: Activision releases a Soulja Boy version of "DJ Hero", #8: Pit from "Kid Icarus" grows up, #7: The Madden franchise makes some real money, #6: Justin Timberlake composes the music for "Sonic the Hedgehog 4", #5: Microsoft releases a more stable XBox 360, #4: "Duke Nukem Forever" gets a release date, #3: "Left 4 Dead 3" is announced, #2: Nintendo announces the Virtual Boy 2, and #1: Peter Molyneux renames Lionhead Studios to Milohead Studios, and buys Microsoft and renames it Milosoft.
Tue, Feb 9, 2010
Even more AVGN clips, courtesy of Stuttering Craig: #10: The Nerd dying on the first screen of "Pitfall 2", #9: The Nerd's observations on the hidden pork chops in "Castlevania", #8: The "take your clothes off" scene in "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties", #7: The Famicom turning into Optimus Prime and shooting The Nerd, #6: The Nerd's rant on how much money he spent on the defective Jaguar CD, and taking a dump on it, #5: The Nerd's parody of "Black or White" in the "Michael Jackson's Moonwalker" review, #4: The Nerd putting a wrench on the NES controller to rack up extra lives in "The Terminator", #3: The Nerd destroying his "Winter Games" cartridge by disobeying the warnings on the back, #2: Bugs Bunny fights The Nerd in the "Crazy Castle" review, and #1: The Nerd invents a new curse word in his "Godzilla" review.
Fri, May 28, 2010
Stuttering Craig and Keith Apicary count down the twenty manliest men in video games: #20: Sam Fisher from "Splinter Cell", #19: Dante from "Devil May Cry", #18: Knuckles from the "Sonic the Hedgehog" series, #17: Captain Falcon from "F-Zero", #16: The Battletoads, #15: Jubei from "Samurai Shodown", #14: Jack Cayman from "Mad World", #13: Sonya Blade from "Mortal Kombat" (because she killed Kano in the first movie), #12: Barret from "Final Fantasy VII", and #11: Max Payne. Numbers 10 through 1 are revealed in the next video.
May 2010
Stuttering Craig and Keith Apicary are back for more manly men as they count down their top ten picks: #10: Tommy Vercetti from "Grand Theft Auto Vice City", #9: Big Boss from the "Metal Gear Solid" series, #8: Lance and Bill from "Contra", #7: Marcus Fenix from the "Gears of War" series, #6: Sergeant Johnson from the "Halo" series, #5: Captain Price from "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare", #4: Duke Nukem, #3: Frank West from "Dead Rising", #2: Zangief from the "Street Fighter II" series, and #1: Kratos from "God of War".
Sat, Jul 31, 2010
Stuttering Craig lists his top 10 favorite fatalities in the Mortal Kombat series: #10: Reptile gnaws his opponent's face off, #9: Quan Chi rips his opponent's leg off and then beats them with it, #8: Dairou rips out his opponent's ribs and stabs them in their eyes, #7: Cyrax repeatedly slams his opponent on the ground, then pulls them into his robotic chest, where he grinds them up, #6: Kano pulls out his opponent's entire skeleton, #5: Baraka impales his opponent with his blades, who then slides towards him as he meets their gaze, #4: Scorpion throws his spear at his opponent's head and pulls it off, #3: Johnny Cage repeatedly punches his opponent in the crotch, eventually causing the opponent's legs to separate from their body, #2: Liu Kang transforms into a dragon and bites his opponent's top half off, #1: Sub-Zero rips out his opponent's spine, which is part of what caused the ESRB to be created.
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Sat, Aug 28, 2010
Stuttering Craig and Nervous Nick rattle off their picks for the worst fatalities in Mortal Kombat: #10: Tanya snaps the opponent's neck with her thighs, #9: Kabal scares the soul out of his opponent, #8: Sindel commits hari-kari by swan diving and breaking her neck, #7: Kenshi generates energy waves that causes his opponent's eyes to fall out, #6: Quan Chi stretches his opponent's neck, #5: Raiden accidentally blows himself up when shocking his opponent, #4: Reptile turns into a monkey, #3: Motaro gently pulls off the opponent's head, #2: Liu Kang's cartwheel into an ordinary uppercut, #1: The entire game of "Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe".