iZombie (TV Series)
Method Head (2016)
Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti
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Quotes
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[Ravi tells Major the good news about the location of the tainted Utopium]
Major Lilywhite : Where do you think it is?
Olivia Moore : In the stomach of a dead drug dealer with a prosthetic leg.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, the good news is, we've managed to narrow the location of his unmarked grave to a single 100-acre field.
Major Lilywhite : You really need to work on the whole 'good news' concept.
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[Major gives Liv her Christmas present]
Major Lilywhite : I got you a little something, Liv.
Olivia Moore : [Liv opens the present and gasps] Zombie High, the Complete Second Season!
Ravi Chakrabarti : What's my gift?
Major Lilywhite : Not having to watch that.
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[Liv and Ravi arrive to the set of Zombie High]
Olivia Moore : Last night, I was watching Zombie High, and now I'm friggin' in it. But only because the star's been murdered. Is there a word that means both cool and awful?
Ravi Chakrabarti : In the 16th century, the word was egregious. Now it just means, 'shockingly bad.' As in, the way Zombie High treats science.
Olivia Moore : It's not supposed to be a documentary on zombie biology.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Then mission accomplished.
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[Ravi sits Liv and Major on the couch to tell them something]
Ravi Chakrabarti : I thought you should both hear this at the same time.
Major Lilywhite : Oh, no, are you and Mom getting a divorce?
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[Ravi tells Major and Liv that the two of them get to have zombie sex now that there's no cure]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Silver lining... You know, you two finally get to have hot zombie sex. Right? Room temperature zombie sex?
Major Lilywhite : Yeah, about that...
Olivia Moore : We broke up.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Major mouths to Ravi that Liv broke up with him] Ah. Right.
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[Liv, Clive and Ravi go over the murder of actor Jordan Mason Marsh]
Clive Babineaux : The actor who pulled the trigger apparently had no idea he was holding a real weapon.
Olivia Moore : Who was that?
Clive Babineaux : Wyatt Carver.
Olivia Moore : [Liv in excitement] Cody! Sorry.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Uh, she's seen every episode. On purpose.
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[Liv and Ravi show Jordan Marsh's pierced penis to Clive at the morgue]
Olivia Moore : Well, there it is. Some of the most famous junk in America.
Clive Babineaux : Cover it. Cover it. Who gets pierced there? Why?
Ravi Chakrabarti : It's called a Prince Albert. I wonder how you get it through airport security?
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[Liv and Ravi tell Clive they weren't surprised by Jordan's pierced penis]
Clive Babineaux : You two don't seem that skeeved.
Ravi Chakrabarti : We've pulled stranger things out of corpses. Golf balls. A snake.
Olivia Moore : Besides, we were expecting it.
Clive Babineaux : Jordan's pierced...
Ravi Chakrabarti : Yeah, it's front and center on his sex tape.
Clive Babineaux : He had a sex tape?
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi looks at Liv] Aw... So innocent.
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[Ravi watches a scene of Zombie High]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Ugh, it's like a bad-acting workshop. This is what you get when a TV show worships at the altar of youth, bimbos and himbos running around screaming, in a school where, apparently, shop class isn't the only place to see something wooden and poorly constructed.
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[Liv on actor-brains defends to Ravi what an actor is]
Olivia Moore : That's the essence of acting. It's a search for truth.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi crosses his legs and fingers like a therapist] Tell me more about this truth and how to find it.
Olivia Moore : To create a reality where the truth is fear of zombies, I would draw on a sense memory of something that scared me. Like the time I went camping and I saw a bear.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Or the times you've seen actual zombies.
Olivia Moore : My point is you don't act with words. You act with your soul. With your imagination. That's what gives the words life.
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[Liv on actor-brains does some improvisation with Ravi and an imaginary apple]
Olivia Moore : Remember what it's like to eat an apple? Oh, look, there's one now, ripening on this tree.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv picks the apple off the imaginary tree] Hey, I was saving that.
Olivia Moore : [Liv shines the apple on her lab coat before taking a bite of it] The skin is so smooth and cool. Here, let me make it shiny before I... Mmm. So crisp and juicy. Oh, sorry. I got some on you.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Fascinating. I wish I had some popcorn. Oh, wait, I do.
[Ravi smiles, opening his computer desk and pulling out a bowl of imaginary popcorn]
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[Liv finds Ravi in the morgue watching Zombie High]
Olivia Moore : I thought you hated the show.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi rolls his eyes] I did. But it's like mental pork rinds. I can't stop!
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[Liv tells Clive about the time Ravi took a video of her snoring]
Olivia Moore : Ravi took a video of me snoring, and I was on the verge of ripping out every follicle of his facial hair if he hadn't deleted it.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi next to the two] Steady.
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[first lines]
Olivia Moore : [Liv arrives at Ravi's house] Hey, I just got your message. I came as soon as I could.
Ravi Chakrabarti : I texted you last night. Several times. Where were you?
Olivia Moore : Out thinking. Where were you, Pigpen?
Ravi Chakrabarti : Out digging.
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[Liv cuts the red suit off the dead Santa Claus in the morgue]
Olivia Moore : This isn't the sort of visit from old Saint Nick I had in mind.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi into his recorder] Beard color, white as snow.
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[Major finds a car license plate while looking for the tainted Utopium in the 100-acre field]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Add it to the, 'Not Utopium' pile.
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[Liv on the set of Zombie High recalls some of the show's scenes]
Olivia Moore : [Liv gasps in the school hallway] Oh, my God. That's where Burdick defied principle Henson and went out looking for more ammo.
Olivia Moore : [Liv gasps] And this is the drinking fountain where Burdick first got the news that his foster brother was his actual brother.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi gasps when he see's the actual dead Burdick] And that's where Burdick died.
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[Liv tells Ravi that Jordan Marsh was trying to star in the new Power Rangers movie before his murder]
Ravi Chakrabarti : If I'm hearing you right, there's going to be another Power Rangers movies!