Orphan Black (TV Series)

Community of Dreadful Fear and Hate (2015)

Jordan Gavaris: Felix Dawkins

Quotes 

• Felix Dawkins : [referring to Cosima wanting Alison to switch her urine sample]  What's this for, anyways? And don't say drug testing because you're not a bloody shotputter.

• Cosima Niehaus : [Not wearing her glasses and disguised as Alison, Cosima runs into someone under a "Success is being yourself" sign]  Sorry, dude.

  Cosima Niehaus : Felix, I can't see anything.

  Felix Dawkins : Oh, Jesus Christ, you need to relax, okay? I know Alison's got a cactus up her arse, but you're over-clenching.

• Cosima Niehaus : You owe me Alison pee!

  Felix Dawkins : Okay, okay, okay. Well, um. We'll hide you in the loo, and then I'll bring Alison in afterward, when the time's right, yeah?

• Alison Hendrix : Donnie and I are dealing pills and we mixed up the envelopes and now he's being held captive by some man called Pouchy.

  Felix Dawkins : Pouchy? Pouchy as in the crime lord that cut off Vic's finger?

  Alison Hendrix : Maybe.

  Felix Dawkins : There are not two Pouchies, darling.

• Felix Dawkins : [answering Alison's mobile]  Alison Hendrix's phone. Felix, campaign manager, speaking.

  Connie Hendrix : Christ on the cross, where's Alison?

• Cosima Niehaus : Delphine's on this, like, power trip. She won't leave me alone. I don't trust her. It's like Planet Dyad shit.

  Felix Dawkins : Well, now you're on Planet Alison, so if you want her piss, then you're going to have to play along.

• [disguised as Alison and improvising a candidate speech without her glasses] 

  Cosima Niehaus : I've been hearing a lot of people talk today about, um, family values. And in my opinion the most important family value is, um, accepting your family for who they are. Uh, but that doesn't mean coloring inside the lines. Because kids do that. That's their gift. And... and as a lesbian...

  [the crowd gasps and Felix sighs] 

  Cosima Niehaus : ...supporter, and an LGBTQ...

  Felix Dawkins : [Alison arrives and joins Felix offstage]  Oh, my God. Thank god you're here.

  Cosima Niehaus : I... I can't color inside the lines.

  Alison Hendrix : I had my speech so ready.