Dawn is the worst director on the decade-old roster of directors for the daring! Media porn label, and when not directing incompetent action pictures "she" (identity and gender of auteur unknown) makes these ridiculously empty Couples Romance pantomimes for the sub-label daring! Pure. Title riff on the famous Rodriguez horror spoof mainstream series is about as creative as the entire project became.
That's because it's merely another assembly-line five-vignette pantomime of Eastern European talent humping, replete with Muzak track that lays out for plenty of soft moaning during coitus. The girls are all natural and beautiful, mainly blondes, pussies carefully shaved and going at it with eyes closed as the standard Euro Porn Central Casting studs service them mechanically. Clearly recommended for bored couples to perhaps get excited in bed together and then fall asleep - drowsiness guaranteed.
Blanche Bradburry is the highlight femme of the bunch, billed alternately with her full name or just Blanche. Most of her segment is staged CFNM, with Blanche clothed and her humper Tarzan, here billed as either Thomas or Thomas Hyka on screen, removing his duds.
Whole 104-minute package lasts an eternity but is as ephemeral as mainstream Adult Cinema ever gets.
That's because it's merely another assembly-line five-vignette pantomime of Eastern European talent humping, replete with Muzak track that lays out for plenty of soft moaning during coitus. The girls are all natural and beautiful, mainly blondes, pussies carefully shaved and going at it with eyes closed as the standard Euro Porn Central Casting studs service them mechanically. Clearly recommended for bored couples to perhaps get excited in bed together and then fall asleep - drowsiness guaranteed.
Blanche Bradburry is the highlight femme of the bunch, billed alternately with her full name or just Blanche. Most of her segment is staged CFNM, with Blanche clothed and her humper Tarzan, here billed as either Thomas or Thomas Hyka on screen, removing his duds.
Whole 104-minute package lasts an eternity but is as ephemeral as mainstream Adult Cinema ever gets.