Orphan Black (TV Series)
Variable and Full of Perturbation (2014)
Tatiana Maslany: Sarah Manning, Alison Hendrix, Cosima Niehaus, Rachel Duncan, Tony Zwickey
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Quotes
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Tony : You know what? I think I'd get along with dreadlocks over there, but that one with the soccer ball looks like a douche.
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Tony : Look at us. We're hot. Damn, girl.
Sarah Manning : Not our usual identity crisis.
Tony : I did all that work a long time ago.
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Rachel Duncan : Answer me this, Professor. Why Sarah? Of all of us, how is it the unmonitored tramp was successful?
Ethan Duncan : In her fertility? Heh! Rachel, she's a failure, not a success. You are all barren by design.
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Alison Hendrix : Oh, my God, you're drinking? God! Drinking alcohol the day I get back from rehab? Are you insane?
Donnie Hendrix : I know all your little hiding spots!
Alison Hendrix : [Slaps him] Do you want that, hmm?
Donnie Hendrix : I know about the pills you keep in your bean pots! Your minibar in the tub labeled "buttons".
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Cosima Niehaus : Scott, it's me. I'm 324B21.
Scott : [chuckles then turns somber] You?
Cosima Niehaus : Do you need me to beam you up, Scotty?
Scott : It's an honor, Cosima. An honor to be working with you.
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Tony : Who the hell are you?
Detective Art Bell : You're Tony?
Tony : No, I'm Harry friggin' Potter.
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Delphine Cormier : Cosima, it's your life.
Cosima Niehaus : It's not just that. It's all of us. You have to love all of us.
Delphine Cormier : Then I love all of you.
Cosima Niehaus : Good. Because if you betray us again, I have enough dirt on you to destroy your career. And I love you, too.
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Alison Hendrix : It's a lot to take in, isn't it? Your wife's a clone. See? I use the c-word, too.
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Felix Dawkins : Just one. I'm a few. No family, too. Who am I?
Tony : Pretty gay, by the looks of this place.
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Cosima Niehaus : I'm going to keep the promise I made to you when we first met. That, one day, I'd get you completely baked.
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Donnie Hendrix : Goddamn Leekie, with his big, stupid face, sneaking doctors in here, examining you. My own, sweet wife?
Alison Hendrix : I understand furious, darling, being humiliated by unspoken things. I have to confess something about Aynsley's accident.
[Whispering]
Alison Hendrix : I killed her.
[Crying]
Alison Hendrix : Please don't think I'm horrible.
Donnie Hendrix : ...I killed Dr. Leekie.
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Alison Hendrix : That's the director of the Dyad Institute?
Donnie Hendrix : He just got in and I whacked him. I didn't even mean to. Oh, God.
Alison Hendrix : Okay, just relax, Donnie. He's not at all well-wrapped.
Donnie Hendrix : You're worried about the trunk?
Alison Hendrix : Yes! I'm going to make a new liner. And I hope that you threw the weapon in the lake.
Donnie Hendrix : I put it back in your gun locker.
Alison Hendrix : You used my gun?
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Cosima Niehaus : [sees Scott and friends playing Rune Wars in the lab] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Scott : Geez, I thought you went home for the night. We were going to play in the cafeteria but... Sorry.
Cosima Niehaus : Um, are you minding the dental pulp in the incubators?
Scott : Yeah, absolutely.
Cosima Niehaus : Cool. Then I don't care if you're making bathtub acid.
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Painmaker : [looking in the Rune Wars rulebook] Dream on. Your Wyrm can't use a special ability twice.
Doomsday : And Mad Cathos slays before you ever Plague Breath.
Cosima Niehaus : Hmm, sorry. Mad Cathos' abilities only work in battles he's in.
[joins them at the Rune Wars table]
Cosima Niehaus : Uh, Scott gets the damage. He doesn't draw again, but who cares because the Guardian is toast and these beastmen go here.
Doomsday : Do you, like, wanna play?
Cosima Niehaus : I don't know if you're ready for that.
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Alison Hendrix : What are you doing?
Donnie Hendrix : Ali, uh... I'm leaving.
Alison Hendrix : No. We are *not* there yet. No, we have a whole mountain to climb. We aren't even at base camp, yet!
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Alison Hendrix : Don't you love me anymore? Did you ever love me?
Donnie Hendrix : I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the porn and I'm sorry about putting you in rehab and I'm sorry for hating your mother and...
Alison Hendrix : Everybody hates my mother.
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Tony : Hey, you sure you don't want a hit? It'll put some hair on your chest.
Felix Dawkins : I get to shave mine.
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Tony : Just shut up and run me a bath.
Felix Dawkins : Run it yourself, bitch.
Tony : Ouch! He's meaner than he looks.
Felix Dawkins : You are so much like my sister.
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Cosima Niehaus : Professor Duncan. Hi. Uh, my maker.
Ethan Duncan : Oh, please, don't call me that. it's Ethan.
Cosima Niehaus : It's not every day you get to meet your, uh, Ethan.
[laughs]
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Ethan Duncan : Finding a cure means handing Dyad the keys to the kingdom, synthetically speaking.
Sarah Manning : Can you really cure Cosima?
Ethan Duncan : Yes. Though it;s immodest to boast.
