Orphan Black (TV Series)

Governed as It Were by Chance (2014)

Tatiana Maslany: Sarah Manning, Alison Hendrix, Cosima Niehaus, Helena, Jennifer Fitzsimmons

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Quotes 

• Sarah Manning : What's the first rule of war, Fe?

  Felix Dawkins : "Don't mix your camouflage"?

  Sarah Manning : Know your enemy.

• Sarah Manning : I can't do cops.

• Gracie Johanssen : Go back to hell, where you belong.

  Helena : [feigning death and choking Gracie]  Shh... shh. You sleep now.

• Alison Hendrix : I'm a mess.

  Felix Dawkins : Okay, let's look at this as a chance to relax.

  Alison Hendrix : I'm in rehab, Felix. There are drunks, drug addicts. I saw one shaving her armpits!

  Felix Dawkins : Well, that's disturbing.

• Alison Hendrix : God. I don't remember the curtain going up. Was I terrible?

  Felix Dawkins : People got their money's worth.

• Felix Dawkins : Hey. Hey. Are you in? What's it like?

  Sarah Manning : Straight out of Cold Bitch Digest.

• Felix Dawkins : Just think, Sarah. You could've been Rachel.

  Sarah Manning : [Looking through Rachael's closest]  She's got good taste. And a boy toy.

  Felix Dawkins : Oh, really? Well, at least she's got feeling somewhere in her body.

  Cosima Niehaus : Yeah. Just not in her soul.

• Helena : Hello, sestra. Good to see you.

  Sarah Manning : Helena, what are you doing here?

  Helena : I followed you from Mother's house.

  Sarah Manning : I shot you! You were dead! You were dead!

  Helena : Yes, you did. It's a miracle. We were meant to be together.

  Sarah Manning : Stay away from me!

  Helena : Please, sestra. I need your help. Don't send me back. I was married. I think he took something from inside of me.

• Yvonne : No drugs or alcohol, of any kind. Any prescribed medication, you get from the desk. We watch you take it.

  Alison Hendrix : I'm not on anything.

  Yvonne : No birth control?

  Alison Hendrix : No. That was never necessary.

  Yvonne : Well, you won't need it in here, anyway, 'cause there's no relations, especially with other residents.

  Alison Hendrix : [Offended]  God. I'm married.

  Yvonne : You're also an addict! Addicts do stupid shit. You get caught doing the nasty with anyone in here, you're out on your ass.

  Alison Hendrix : I don't believe I've ever done "the nasty".

• Sarah Manning : Rachel's got an apartment at the Cameron Arms.

  Felix Dawkins : Nice digs. Those are executive suites.

  Sarah Manning : You've been there?

  Felix Dawkins : Well, I can't really divulge, beyond the sordid, but there was this really cute concierge named Troy...

• Alison Hendrix : Where am I?

  Yvonne : Girl, you're in the middle of your wake-up call. You in rehab.

• Cal Morrison : What's the corporation?

  Sarah Manning : Eh?

  Cal Morrison : Just give me the name.

  Sarah Manning : Dyad Group.

  Cal Morrison : You must've really gotten under their skin.

  Sarah Manning : They sort of got under mine, first.

• Felix Dawkins : I'll have you know I'm versed in Krav Maga!

  Sarah Manning : Ahh! Shit! Fe!

  Felix Dawkins : You're a shite burglar.

• Donnie Hendrix : Alison.

  Alison Hendrix : Um, no, I don't want to talk to him. He's an enabler, Yvonne.

  Yvonne : You want I should check his crevices?

  [Donnie sits down] 

• Troy : Yes, Miss Duncan. Of course, Miss Duncan. I'm almost there. Yes. Yes.

  Sarah Manning : [imitating Rachel on the phone]  I'd like the lights on and the suite to be a perfect 68 degrees. Is that clear, Troy?

  Troy : Absolutely, Miss Duncan. I'm taking care of it right now.

  Sarah Manning : And don't linger, Troy. I'll know if you do.

• Daniel Rosen : Tell me where you got this and who else knows about it.

  Sarah Manning : Better idea. Eat me.

  [spits in his face] 

  Daniel Rosen : You're not really the smartest clone, are you?

• Rachel Duncan : [text to Daniel's phone]  Update pls.