American Dad! (TV Series)

Independent Movie (2013)

Zooey Deschanel: Dream Girl

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : [to Dream Girl]  I just realized I don't know your name.

  Dream Girl : I could tell you my name, but would my name tell you that I'm incapable of seeing the color orange? I just have to trust people who give me these. Or that I think mustaches are t-shirts for lips? Or that I wear ice skates to weddings? It's hard to dance, but that's just the type of person I am.

• Steve Smith : [to Dream Girl]  What are you doing here?

  Dream Girl : I'm traveling cross-country taking Polaroid pictures of people walking other people's dogs. It's pretty hard to tell, but I didn't become an artist because it was easy.

• Steve Smith : I'm Steve. I'm the kind of guy who drives cross-country to take his friend to his old man's funeral, then gives it all up when he finds his manic, pixie dream girl along the way.

  Dream Girl : Wait a minute. You blew off your grieving friend to hang out in a hot tub with a complete stranger?

  Steve Smith : No. No, you don't understand. I helped him get in touch with his sadness. I'm the only reason he even went to the funeral.

  Dream Girl : Oh, I just figured you out. You're an emotional tourist.

  Steve Smith : A what?

  Dream Girl : You're the kind of person who feeds off other's experiences to fill the void inside of you. An emotional tourist. And I'm sorry, but that's not the trip I packed for.