Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

The Hub (2013)

Elizabeth Henstridge: Jemma Simmons

Quotes 

• Jemma Simmons : [to Skye]  I can't be a part of your bad-girl shenanigans. I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me. It makes me feel nice.

• Jasper Sitwell : [Jemma is trying to break into a restricted zone]  Agent Simmons?

  Skye : [Over comm to Jemma]  It's fine. Just play it cool.

  Jemma Simmons : Hello, Mr.Agent Sitwell, sir. May I help you?

  Jasper Sitwell : Call me Jasper.

  Jemma Simmons : Um, what brings you to this restricted hallway so late at night?

  Jasper Sitwell : I could ask you the same thing.

  Jemma Simmons : [Nervous]  Oh, no, don't.

  Skye : Simmons, focus. Just make up an excuse.

  Jemma Simmons : I was just on my way to the loo. I could swear it was two rights and a left, but is that it here?

  Jasper Sitwell : That's a wall panel. Why are you accessing it?

  Skye : Don't spiral. Just say something. Anything.

  Jemma Simmons : You certainly have a gorgeous head, don't you?

  [Skye makes a "WHAT?" face] 

  Jemma Simmons : I like men that are about my height but heavier than me.

  Skye : Stop talking. Stop.

• Jemma Simmons : He's onto me...

  Skye : [Over comms]  Stop talking to me; he can hear you!

• Jemma Simmons : [Exacting a data container from Agent Shaw]  Whatever you do, don't breathe. That was a joke. You should, of course, feel comfortable breathing if you need to, just not through your nose. And very minimally through your mouth.

  [Pulls the container out through his nose] 

  Phil Coulson : That's all the intel you recovered?

  Agent Shaw : I certainly hope so.

  Phil Coulson : Well, uh, thank you, Agent Shaw, for keeping it safe... up there.

• Skye : Hey, is this what you wanted? Also, what is this?

  Jemma Simmons : Oh, Fitz. A full-sized mag pouch?

  Leo Fitz : [Slightly defiantly]  Just one of the many tactical decisions I've had to make already.

  Jemma Simmons : Hmm.

  Leo Fitz : ...And Ward said we needed it.

• Skye : [after entering the Hub]  Wow. Didn't realize Big Brother was this... big.

  Jemma Simmons : Oh, this is nothing. Wait until you see the *Triskelion*.

  Skye : Everyone's wearing the same suit. Can someone tell me why?