Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

The Hub (2013)

Iain De Caestecker: Leo Fitz

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• Leo Fitz : [after Fitz tries to eat a sandwich and Ward throws it in the river]  What the hell?

  Grant Ward : There are *dogs* tracking us, and you bring a prosciutto sandwich!

  Leo Fitz : I can't believe you just did that.

  Grant Ward : This is a mission, not a picnic.

  Leo Fitz : Oh, I'm well aware it's not a picnic, Mr. Save the Day.

  Grant Ward : What's that supposed to mean?

  Leo Fitz : Oh, come on. You obviously get off on it; being the guy who gets to throw the last punch, who always swoops in to save the girl. And, now you've destroyed the world's most dangerous sandwich. Congratulations.

• Leo Fitz : Good day to be a rat. I mean, there you are, minding your own business, spreading filth and disease, scavenging for grub worms or rotten fruit. When lo and behold, you see it... a prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella sandwich.

  Grant Ward : Fitz.

  Leo Fitz : With just a hint of pesto aioli.

  Grant Ward : Quiet.

• Leo Fitz : Okay, let's see. Okay, we have two guards on the west wall. Both carrying automatic weapons.

  [another figure appears on Fitz's screen] 

  Leo Fitz : Correction: There are now three guards. We have three guards now.

  [the figures start fighting] 

  Leo Fitz : Oh my God, oh my God... Ward, he's attacking the others! He's coming straight for us! Ward?

  [looks behind him, and finally realises that Ward is gone] 

  Leo Fitz : What?

  Grant Ward : [coming out of the door]  Hurry. Inside.

  Leo Fitz : [pauses]  Ahh. That makes sense now.

• Leo Fitz : [after kicking a bad guy in the face]  I just did that.

  Grant Ward : [equally surprised]  Yeah...

  Leo Fitz : Let's go.

• Leo Fitz : This is gonna take a while.

  Grant Ward : You have ten minutes.

  Leo Fitz : I thought you'd say five.

• Grant Ward : [Trying to come up with an escape plan]  How long can you hold your breath underwater?

  Leo Fitz : I don't know.

  Grant Ward : Are you familiar with the term slam and cram?

  Leo Fitz : No and I don't think I want to be.

• Grant Ward : [Tied up]  How attached are you to your pinky?

  Leo Fitz : Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear. Any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me.

• Victoria Hand : I need a two-man team to sneak across the disputed border undetected, break into the separatist stronghold, and disable the weapon in the next 24 hours. And you have two people who fit my bill.

  Melinda May : Not a problem.

  Grant Ward : I was in Georgia during the incursion in '08. I still have contacts on the South Ossetian border.

  Victoria Hand : And you'll have to use them. But we don't have specs on the device, so I need someone on the team who can identify and dismantle it on-site.

  Grant Ward : Do you mean...?

  Phil Coulson : I think she does.

  Leo Fitz : [Cut to Fitz pushing a cart full of gadgets]  I found a localized E.M.P., plus a few other party favors.

  [the door shuts on the cart] 

  Leo Fitz : Oh, come on. What the - Open! It's stuck! The cart's stuck. That's unbelievable.

  [Tries to pry the door open] 

  Leo Fitz : What the hell? Who designed this? In the Hub, of all places.

  [tries to push the cart through the door and it shuts in his face] 

  Grant Ward : ...Seriously?

• Grant Ward : Two million rubles. We've got to work on your negotiation skills.

  Leo Fitz : I thought they were like pesos.

• Skye : Hey, is this what you wanted? Also, what is this?

  Jemma Simmons : Oh, Fitz. A full-sized mag pouch?

  Leo Fitz : [Slightly defiantly]  Just one of the many tactical decisions I've had to make already.

  Jemma Simmons : Hmm.

  Leo Fitz : ...And Ward said we needed it.

• Grant Ward : Fitz, more border patrol!

  Leo Fitz : I'M ALREADY MOVING! HURRY UP!