Hip Hop Honeys Blazin' Asians (Video 2006) Poster

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refinedsugar7 March 2024
'Blazin Asians' is the fifth and final title in the 'Hip Hop Honeys' series and they've touched all the necessary female demographics now. Black ladies got their due, they hit up the Latin persuasion and now we're at Asian cuties. You get hot moments, but you're also saddled with another host - DJ Lady Tribe - and many segments where the ladies don't get naked.

"Intro" is your standard montage but identifies the models involved up front (1 min). "Lady Tribe 1" is the host spinning turntables and a little more talking than necessary (1 min). "Nani Nicole" splits her time in various settings, clothing but a bikini is the heaviest used and the entire scene remains PG-13. Yeah she never gets naked to lead things off (4 mins). "Lady Tribe 2" is more talk and spinning tracks everyone could have probably done without missing a beat (39 secs). "Felicia Tang" has a little story strip inside a sushi bar with an employee. The good news is she goes completely naked and the camera hits all the right spots. I could have done with less insert reaction shots from the dude though (6 mins).

"Lauren Mai and Alexander" oil each other up poolside in the sun, quickly get topless. They end up on some rocks under a stream of water, but this segment never goes full nude (3 mins). "Lady Tribe 3" is your host segway (30 secs). "Dub Super Series" is the name of the car show and the majority of the visuals go to the cars there rather than the models (3 mins). "Masuimi Max" is all oiled up in a cave or looking sexy in a kimono. She strips nude, but most of the focus goes to her breasts (4.5 mins). "Lady Tribe 4" is more of the same (30 secs). "Christine Mendoza and Flo Jalin" finds the pair washing cars on a nice sunny day and the Asian mailman who catches the sights of them. It's a fine setup to what could be a killer visual scene, but they never get naked (5 mins).

"Lauren Mai" poses in the desert with a very Native American looking top, but only goes topless though her butt does get shown off nicely in a thong or in a pair of jean cutoffs (3 mins). "Felecia Tang 2" sees her slip out of a towel and into a bathtub with rose petals, but it stays a little too tame for my liking. She ends up dripping candle wax onto her boobs, body if that's your thing (5.5 mins). "Formula D Infineon Raceway" sees once again too much footage go to the cars. For a video that is supposed to be about hot ladies getting naked it's almost like they forgot the point (3.5 mins). "Lady Tribe 5" more talk talk (20 secs).

"Teanna Kai" dressed as a businesswoman gets turned on, strips at her desk providing a nice shot of her kitty in particular (4.5 mins). "Christine Mendoza and Flo Jalin 2" has the two looking fine solo slowly getting out of their clothes but it's over way too soon (2 mins). "Bentley Boogie" has the ladies posing up along the car itself at night. The vibe is right and it's kinetically edited providing good quick shots, but it never goes past topless (4 mins).

"Hot Import Daze" is another car show and the wrong type of focus once again (2 mins). "Masuimi Max 2" in a cheetah print bikini strips, slips on a cocktail (3 mins). "Lady Tribe and Francine Dee" is more host, talking. Francine as a lite visual in a black bikini (38 secs). "Francine Dee and Teanna Kai" kiss, seductively eat strawberries as nipples get sucked on and honey poured on their bodies (10.5 mins).

'Blazin Asians' wasn't nearly as frustrating as what they gave us in 'Las Vegas', but it still wastes time and isn't super hot. Asian ladies got featured in other editions of the 'Hip Hop Honeys' series, but this video was meant to show them off and only partially succeeds. I could have done without all that footage from car shows which did nothing for me. Really mixed results here.
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