This show is honestly total slop but I had to give it at least a 5/10 since I genuinely enjoyed watching it. The judges have absolutely zero respect for each other and the female judge constantly says the most obtuse things. Almost all the presenters are genuine idiots. Overall, the pure stupidity of the show makes it laugh out loud funny at certain points. Was this intended? Probably not. But it does turn what should be a truly terrible spectacle into something genuinely entertaining. That being said, Shark Tank is far better and, if you just wanna watch slop, I think there are other dumb slop shows that are more entertaining (Ex. Married at First Sight, Love is Blind, Americas Next Top Model, etc.).
21 Reviews
Funniest show ever.
Billypilgrim915 May 2024
If you love dumb cringe people who think they are smart and cool watch this. Its great. I almost couldn't believe it's not satire. Nobody is self aware at all on this show. The projects are as bad as the daily twitter crypto scams you see fail every week. The hosts are unlikeable but also cant read the room which brings many awkward moments and laughs. The way they try to make crypto seem like a legitmate business while also having a youtuber as a supposed specialist is great. The production and editing is cheesy and trying to make it seem so professional and then they bring on a guy trying to start a housing brokerage while he lives in his inlaws basement and has no experience at all. This show encapsulates crypto perfectly.
Hilariously shameful
jaxattax-907893 May 2024
Absolutely pathetic how most of the user reviews are 10. I am genuinely at a loss for words. In terms of entertainment value this show definitely hits as of how comedic the lack of logic is. None of the judges have any ideas of what they are talking about and out of all the ideas, none of them make any sense. In terms of learning about crypto there is nothing of substance. They throw out buzzwords without showing any knowledge of what they mean. The positives of this show are that the judges have good banter, and the ideas that are presented are laughably bad as I have previously said. Seeing these positive reviews shows how brainwashed the crypto community is. The absolute worst show I have ever seen, but I enjoy laughing with my dad at the aspects of it so I'm glad it exists. I feel sorry for the people in these reviews who say this is a great way to learn about crypto.
Absolutely hilarious
tapio-kurkinen3 May 2024
One of the funniest shows I've seen in years. Laughed out loud multiple times and the editing elevates everything to another level. I love how most Whales don't seem to respect each other at all and keep putting each other down and fighting out of nowhere even when the stakes seem so low.
I think the show would be even better if the Whales actually invested money in the pitches. I feel this would increase the stakes and make it more enjoyable to watch but that might lessen the funny random sink/swim votes that keep happening. I'm very interested to see how the chemistry between the whales develops as the show continues. I can't wait to see more episodes.
I think the show would be even better if the Whales actually invested money in the pitches. I feel this would increase the stakes and make it more enjoyable to watch but that might lessen the funny random sink/swim votes that keep happening. I'm very interested to see how the chemistry between the whales develops as the show continues. I can't wait to see more episodes.
Slop all the way down
sirroberthughes4 May 2024
Great comedy, though. Every good review is a crypto bro trying to suck you into their degenerate lifestyle. Going to fill the rest of this with a chat gpt poem about Taco Bell.
In realms where flavors dance with fiery zest, There lies a realm of fast food's grand acclaim, Where Taco Bell, with its eternal quest, Crafts culinary dreams within its name.
Oft have I stood before its beckoning sign, A symphony of crunch and seasoned meat, Where salsa sings and cheese and beans align, In every bite, a savory retreat.
The crunch of shell, the tang of salsa's kiss, Each taste a journey to a distant land, Where every craving finds its perfect bliss, And hunger yields to Taco Bell's command.
So here's to Taco Bell, forever bold, In every bite, a story to be told.
In realms where flavors dance with fiery zest, There lies a realm of fast food's grand acclaim, Where Taco Bell, with its eternal quest, Crafts culinary dreams within its name.
Oft have I stood before its beckoning sign, A symphony of crunch and seasoned meat, Where salsa sings and cheese and beans align, In every bite, a savory retreat.
The crunch of shell, the tang of salsa's kiss, Each taste a journey to a distant land, Where every craving finds its perfect bliss, And hunger yields to Taco Bell's command.
So here's to Taco Bell, forever bold, In every bite, a story to be told.
Navigating the Crypto Seas with 'Killer Whales
helloherokw19 March 2024
"Killer Whales", the crypto and NFT-focused TV show produced by HELLO Labs, takes viewers on a thrilling voyage through the uncharted waters of the Web3 world. In each episode, Web3 entrepreneurs present their groundbreaking projects to a panel of industry experts-the "Whales." These influential figures, including venture capitalists and Grammy-nominated music producers, provide invaluable mentorship and guidance. From blockchain security solutions to decentralized art platforms, the stakes are high. The tension is palpable as entrepreneurs from around the world compete for the Whales' favor. Whether you're a seasoned crypto enthusiast or a curious newbie, "Killer Whales" is a must-watch. So grab your virtual snorkel and dive into this movement that combines education, entertainment, and fierce competition! 🌊🚀 Stream it now on HELLO TV! 📺 (Disclaimer: No actual whales were harmed during the making of this show.) 😄
Self worth justified only by the fact you somehow landed a tv show
heinischmatt3 May 2024
Warning: Spoilers
What an amazing show! If you would have told me there would be a Shark Tank with people less likable than Mr. Wonderful and his beaming personality, or even more uninterested in what pitch is being presented to you than Damian, I would've said you're bluffing! Lo and behold this show releases featuring an incredibly dull cast of of your average, I-bought-crypto-during-a-low-point-and-somehow-made-money-on-it, "entrepreneurs". These men and women are set out to hear some of the dumbest ideas to ham-fist crypto into the world, and boy howdy do they really show just how ridiculous some concepts can be!
Starting off with the fact the show can't even introduce their "whales" in a reasonable fashion that shows they've actually done something useful in the world. I'm sorry to pick out Wendy O in this case, as I think anyone with an IQ of more than 15 could have presented a better intro for her than what she was given in the show.
"I'm a woman, I do care about people. But, I will call you on your ****."
Amazing, simply astonishing! I'm not sure you could've picked a more worthless introduction to someone I'm supposed to believe has accomplished something in their life than this. The only thing she has that's marketable for the producer of this show was...she's a woman?
Following this up we get one of the most ridiculous propositions on any show like this. A guy pitching Zilllow without the protections, the banks, or any safety precautions, for foreign real estate. Right off the top we're getting the best of the best in ideas! But wait! There's more!! Not only did they pick a guy with an idea that's already done somewhere else, and also worse than its competitor, but he can't even start to get the thing off the ground himself! This comes in with a whopping 20 locations listed, no sales completed, and he's siphoning money from his working wife to fund all this while living with his relatives! Even if you are into crypto, how can you think this is a great way to advertise your average crypto-bro?
Maybe you're so far down the crypto rabbit hole in your life that this show appeals to you simply because you hear the word 'crypto'. If not, look at this steaming turd from an objective point of view and you'll quickly realize just how terrible the show is.
This show is, simply put, marketing for another terrible crypto coin that someone else is trying to make money off of (and no, you likely won't be the one joining their cash trail.) You would be better off taking the worst clips of Shark Tank, taping your eyeballs open, and watching the compilation of cringe and stupidity like that, you'll be far, far happier.
Starting off with the fact the show can't even introduce their "whales" in a reasonable fashion that shows they've actually done something useful in the world. I'm sorry to pick out Wendy O in this case, as I think anyone with an IQ of more than 15 could have presented a better intro for her than what she was given in the show.
"I'm a woman, I do care about people. But, I will call you on your ****."
Amazing, simply astonishing! I'm not sure you could've picked a more worthless introduction to someone I'm supposed to believe has accomplished something in their life than this. The only thing she has that's marketable for the producer of this show was...she's a woman?
Following this up we get one of the most ridiculous propositions on any show like this. A guy pitching Zilllow without the protections, the banks, or any safety precautions, for foreign real estate. Right off the top we're getting the best of the best in ideas! But wait! There's more!! Not only did they pick a guy with an idea that's already done somewhere else, and also worse than its competitor, but he can't even start to get the thing off the ground himself! This comes in with a whopping 20 locations listed, no sales completed, and he's siphoning money from his working wife to fund all this while living with his relatives! Even if you are into crypto, how can you think this is a great way to advertise your average crypto-bro?
Maybe you're so far down the crypto rabbit hole in your life that this show appeals to you simply because you hear the word 'crypto'. If not, look at this steaming turd from an objective point of view and you'll quickly realize just how terrible the show is.
This show is, simply put, marketing for another terrible crypto coin that someone else is trying to make money off of (and no, you likely won't be the one joining their cash trail.) You would be better off taking the worst clips of Shark Tank, taping your eyeballs open, and watching the compilation of cringe and stupidity like that, you'll be far, far happier.
Great introduction to crypto
mista_eggs8 March 2024
Nice show , fresh, well produced, something new for crypto and a great introduction into crypto. Looking forward to season 2 and many more seasons after that, \I think what hellolabs has made here is history in the making , no one in the crypto space has thought of making a tv show available to the masses which is fun and interesting showing the real faces of people in crypto, to be able to watch the shows early using the hello token is a nice touch also I beleive those tokens will be burnt which should increase the demand and value of the $hello token, i think I will invest in hello labs crypto as I see a bright future ahead for them.
Amazing Amazing Amazing
megabull-854718 March 2024
Wow where do I start..... this programme is going to show the World what Crypto and Web3 truly is. Such a professional set up. The Hello Labs team have made an absolute Gem. 500,000,000 people due to be shown exactly what the hype is about. The show will be aired on Apple TV and Google play from March 11. Highly recommended. The series is broken down into episodes that deep dive into the various sections of the crypto and web3 world and create an environment where people new to crypto can really get an understanding for the industry. Paul Caslin the founder and CEO has a vision to make this a Massive success.
Perfect show for everyone to learn and understand the growing crypto
kylebrandonanderson8 March 2024
HELLO So i had a look at the team who started the show killer whales . So go check out HELLO. ONE . The website and by far its the best investment iv ever made plus many more seasons to come and the quality and the quality of the panel ,fantastic sounds and how everything has been put together is incredible . Now your parents and grandparents will understand crypto :) We are all VERY early in general and for Hellolabs. And if you thinking of buying on Binance its not available yet , but not to worry Binance owns (CMC) CoinMarketCap and CMC is a partnership with HELLOLABS so put to and to together.
OH and talking about HELLO you can go play games now to earn some money:)
OH and talking about HELLO you can go play games now to earn some money:)
Everything you need to know about cryptocurrency
gillian-892308 March 2024
Wow. Amazing show with judges who have the experience and knowledge to inform the audience if these crypto coins are going to sink or swim. Bitcoin is at its all time high and making millionaires so if you want to understand the market and make some gains this is the only show to watch. This is the first of its kind and it will open the doors for you to understand what cryptocurrency is all about and get to know the different types of coins and their functions. A must see for experienced and newbies to cryptocurrency. Created by Hello Labs leaders in the industry in both cryptocurrency and entertainment.
THIS IS GREAT FOR THE CRYPTO SPACE!!
rlover-701869 March 2024
I enjoyed watching all episodes of this show. HelloLabs did an amazing job with production. I'm excited for season 2. I was able to purchase a season pass with the $HELLO token. Many people will be introduced to crypto because of this show. My favorite episode was e4. $SELF CRYPTO is an amazing project and they allow me to buy a username with the $SELF token. Now I can process transactions on the blockchain with just my username. Without this show, I would not have known about these amazing projects. I will continue to research all the projects on the show and invest. Shout out to $SELF CRYPTO for solving a real problem with crypto addresses. Check out the website at selfcrypto.io. Awsome job to Hello Labs.
Good to see a show about crypto! One of my favorite hobbies!
jajohnson1114 March 2024
Hello Labs absolutely killed it with this one. If you enjoy crypto like I do you'll enjoy this show with recognizable judges like Ran Nuener and Scaramucci! Even if you don't like or cafe about crypto it's an enjoyable enough dynamic to keep you entertained and a really cool concept. My wife doesn't care about crypto whatsoever and we watched the whole first season together. She's a reality tv show junkie and she like shark tank and this really had a similar feel to it except in the crypto space. Hopefully this is a show that can bring crypto mainstream and get people interested about the future of finance and entertainment!
Hope they keep it going for more seasons!
Hope they keep it going for more seasons!
Exciting crypto show
haavik-173909 March 2024
Really cool show about undiscovered crypto projects, that shows how innovative the crypto market can be. If you're into digital development and liked "Shark Tank", I very much recommend Killerwhales! And if you don't, its still good.
The show has five episodes with different themes where the judges are experts in their field. This way you are also introduced to ten different big names from the crypto universe. Personally I like some better than others.
The show focus on projects that has utility (good use case). This is a very good thing, because crypto are so much more than useless "meme coins". This shows give a good insight for new investors.
The show has five episodes with different themes where the judges are experts in their field. This way you are also introduced to ten different big names from the crypto universe. Personally I like some better than others.
The show focus on projects that has utility (good use case). This is a very good thing, because crypto are so much more than useless "meme coins". This shows give a good insight for new investors.
Great Show!!!
calebbova30 March 2024
This show is well produced and very entertaining. A must watch!!! All the judges are likeable and I like the access to crypto projects before they are available to the general public. I can't believe this is a crypto product as you can't tell the difference between this show and a streaming network show. I'm looking forward to seeing the next season of Killer Whales.
My family are non-crypto people and they were so surprised to be interested in crypto since it is based on Shark Tank. Now my family are more interested to invest in crypto and the show is delivering upon its purpose.
A must watch!!! :)
My family are non-crypto people and they were so surprised to be interested in crypto since it is based on Shark Tank. Now my family are more interested to invest in crypto and the show is delivering upon its purpose.
A must watch!!! :)
Dive into the Crypto Ocean: Killer Whales Unleash Waves of Excitement and Innovation!
trjbvyf7 March 2024
Killer Whales emerges as a groundbreaking addition to the television landscape, skillfully navigating the captivating realm of cryptocurrency. This innovative show offers a refreshing departure from traditional programming by spotlighting a dynamic group of judges who dive headfirst into the ever-evolving world of crypto entrepreneurship.
The true essence of Killer Whales lies in its ability to strike a harmonious balance between entertainment and education. The charismatic panel of judges injects a unique and vibrant energy into the series, transforming what could be a dry examination of crypto ideas into a compelling journey for viewers. Their diverse expertise creates an engaging atmosphere as they meticulously assess the viability of each prospective crypto project.
What sets Killer Whales apart is its commitment to demystifying the complexities of the cryptocurrency market. For enthusiasts, the show serves as a thrilling exploration of the latest trends and groundbreaking concepts. Simultaneously, it acts as an accessible entry point for those new to the crypto space, breaking down intricate concepts in an easily digestible format.
The producers have successfully crafted a narrative that not only entertains but also educates. The show intelligently weaves in explanations of blockchain technology, decentralized finance, and tokenomics, providing viewers with a comprehensive understanding of the crypto landscape. Each episode becomes a masterclass in navigating the challenges and opportunities within this rapidly evolving sector.
Killer Whales doesn't just stop at showcasing potential crypto gems; it delves into the human stories behind these groundbreaking ideas. Viewers connect with the passion, ambition, and occasional setbacks faced by the entrepreneurs pitching their crypto projects. This personal touch adds depth to the show, making it a relatable and inspiring experience for a broad audience.
In a world saturated with reality TV, Killer Whales stands out as a beacon of innovation. It's a testament to the show's success that it manages to make the intricacies of cryptocurrency not only comprehensible but also enthralling. Whether you're a seasoned crypto enthusiast or a curious newcomer, Killer Whales promises an exhilarating ride through the uncharted waters of the crypto world. Brace yourself for a show that not only entertains but also propels you into the forefront of the digital revolution.
The true essence of Killer Whales lies in its ability to strike a harmonious balance between entertainment and education. The charismatic panel of judges injects a unique and vibrant energy into the series, transforming what could be a dry examination of crypto ideas into a compelling journey for viewers. Their diverse expertise creates an engaging atmosphere as they meticulously assess the viability of each prospective crypto project.
What sets Killer Whales apart is its commitment to demystifying the complexities of the cryptocurrency market. For enthusiasts, the show serves as a thrilling exploration of the latest trends and groundbreaking concepts. Simultaneously, it acts as an accessible entry point for those new to the crypto space, breaking down intricate concepts in an easily digestible format.
The producers have successfully crafted a narrative that not only entertains but also educates. The show intelligently weaves in explanations of blockchain technology, decentralized finance, and tokenomics, providing viewers with a comprehensive understanding of the crypto landscape. Each episode becomes a masterclass in navigating the challenges and opportunities within this rapidly evolving sector.
Killer Whales doesn't just stop at showcasing potential crypto gems; it delves into the human stories behind these groundbreaking ideas. Viewers connect with the passion, ambition, and occasional setbacks faced by the entrepreneurs pitching their crypto projects. This personal touch adds depth to the show, making it a relatable and inspiring experience for a broad audience.
In a world saturated with reality TV, Killer Whales stands out as a beacon of innovation. It's a testament to the show's success that it manages to make the intricacies of cryptocurrency not only comprehensible but also enthralling. Whether you're a seasoned crypto enthusiast or a curious newcomer, Killer Whales promises an exhilarating ride through the uncharted waters of the crypto world. Brace yourself for a show that not only entertains but also propels you into the forefront of the digital revolution.
Top quality show in Crypto space.
aliahmadshakil11 February 2024
Great show to watch. Very entertaining and educational at the same time.
Killer Whales: Where Innovation Meets Investment" is an exhilarating dive into the dynamic world of cryptocurrency projects. As a fervent enthusiast of both entrepreneurship and crypto, I found this show to be a captivating blend of insight and excitement. With its format reminiscent of Shark Tank, Killer Whales brings together visionary founders and seasoned investors to scrutinize and celebrate the latest crypto ventures across diverse sectors.
What sets Killer Whales apart is its comprehensive scope, covering a spectrum of domains including finance, gaming, AI, NFTs, security, and more. Each episode offers a fascinating glimpse into the cutting-edge technologies and disruptive ideas shaping the future of blockchain innovation. Whether it's a groundbreaking DeFi protocol, a revolutionary NFT marketplace, or an AI-driven crypto platform, Killer Whales showcases the brightest minds and most innovative projects in the crypto space.
The panel of judges, comprised of industry experts and venture capitalists, brings a wealth of experience and wisdom to the table. Their probing questions, insightful feedback, and strategic insights provide invaluable guidance to the aspiring entrepreneurs seeking funding and mentorship. From evaluating market potential and scalability to assessing technological viability and regulatory compliance, the judges leave no stone unturned in their quest to uncover the next big thing in crypto.
Beyond the thrill of high-stakes investment decisions, Killer Whales serves as an educational platform, offering viewers a deeper understanding of blockchain technology and its real-world applications. Whether you're a seasoned crypto investor or a curious newcomer, this show offers something for everyone - inspiration, education, and entertainment.
In conclusion, Killer Whales is a must-watch for anyone interested in the intersection of cryptocurrency and entrepreneurship. With its engaging format, diverse range of projects, and expert insights, it's not just a show - it's a glimpse into the future of finance, gaming, AI, NFTs, security, and beyond. Strap in and get ready for a wild ride through the world of crypto innovation!
Killer Whales: Where Innovation Meets Investment" is an exhilarating dive into the dynamic world of cryptocurrency projects. As a fervent enthusiast of both entrepreneurship and crypto, I found this show to be a captivating blend of insight and excitement. With its format reminiscent of Shark Tank, Killer Whales brings together visionary founders and seasoned investors to scrutinize and celebrate the latest crypto ventures across diverse sectors.
What sets Killer Whales apart is its comprehensive scope, covering a spectrum of domains including finance, gaming, AI, NFTs, security, and more. Each episode offers a fascinating glimpse into the cutting-edge technologies and disruptive ideas shaping the future of blockchain innovation. Whether it's a groundbreaking DeFi protocol, a revolutionary NFT marketplace, or an AI-driven crypto platform, Killer Whales showcases the brightest minds and most innovative projects in the crypto space.
The panel of judges, comprised of industry experts and venture capitalists, brings a wealth of experience and wisdom to the table. Their probing questions, insightful feedback, and strategic insights provide invaluable guidance to the aspiring entrepreneurs seeking funding and mentorship. From evaluating market potential and scalability to assessing technological viability and regulatory compliance, the judges leave no stone unturned in their quest to uncover the next big thing in crypto.
Beyond the thrill of high-stakes investment decisions, Killer Whales serves as an educational platform, offering viewers a deeper understanding of blockchain technology and its real-world applications. Whether you're a seasoned crypto investor or a curious newcomer, this show offers something for everyone - inspiration, education, and entertainment.
In conclusion, Killer Whales is a must-watch for anyone interested in the intersection of cryptocurrency and entrepreneurship. With its engaging format, diverse range of projects, and expert insights, it's not just a show - it's a glimpse into the future of finance, gaming, AI, NFTs, security, and beyond. Strap in and get ready for a wild ride through the world of crypto innovation!
Very informative
jusabriaz7 March 2024
Enjoyed watching. Very informative about bitcoin and crypto. A must watch . Can't wait for season Two. If you want to watch it early go to hello tv and buy the hello token which u can use to watch the series. This will be the next gen of TV. Using the hello token to watch any programme on hello TV.
Enjoyed watching. Very informative about bitcoin and crypto. A must watch . Can't wait for season Two. If you want to watch it early go to hello tv and buy the hello token which u can use to watch the series. This will be the next gen of TV. Using the hello token to watch any programme on hello TV.
Enjoyed watching. Very informative about bitcoin and crypto. A must watch . Can't wait for season Two. If you want to watch it early go to hello tv and buy the hello token which u can use to watch the series. This will be the next gen of TV. Using the hello token to watch any programme on hello TV.
Killer whales tv show
wkpkrk12 February 2024
The best show in crypto . Amazing team from Hellolabs .the is no other crypto project that can match hellolabs .
Thrill episode 1 and waiting for more , can't wait for the remaining show to starts .
Professional judges from crypto , the best of the best .
I would advise all crypto and non crypto people to watch the full season 1 with open mind .
The show will give you more knowledge about crypto and some of the best advise you need in crypto . Please do not missed this amazing show .
The show will go mainstream on 11 March to 55 plus countries worldwide , 100 plus viewers are expected to reach .
Thrill episode 1 and waiting for more , can't wait for the remaining show to starts .
Professional judges from crypto , the best of the best .
I would advise all crypto and non crypto people to watch the full season 1 with open mind .
The show will give you more knowledge about crypto and some of the best advise you need in crypto . Please do not missed this amazing show .
The show will go mainstream on 11 March to 55 plus countries worldwide , 100 plus viewers are expected to reach .
If you want to learn about crypto and innovation this is a must watch!
tdvanpelt23 February 2024
When Shark Tank hits web3. Got to love it! What a great, fun show with some very interesting projects! This show is a great way for people to learn about crypto innovations that are changing the world. Even if you don't know anything about crypto or web3, Killer Whales offers you an interesting look in innovative world in a very entertaining way. A lot of humor, combined with useful knowledge.
The chemistry between the judges (called Whales in this show) is awesome! Impressive line-up too! No wonder a major company and authority like CoinMarketCap was as a co-producer on this show.
This one isn't even over, but already I can't wait for next season!
The chemistry between the judges (called Whales in this show) is awesome! Impressive line-up too! No wonder a major company and authority like CoinMarketCap was as a co-producer on this show.
This one isn't even over, but already I can't wait for next season!
An utterly no-stakes, poorly edited, cringe-inducing, no good, terrible, very bad show
noseveryn-8697225 May 2024
If we set aside the crypto component completely, we're left with nothing but an objectively terrible show (the crypto makes this somehow worse). It's a Shark Tank-inspired show that's poorly written, poorly produced, and poorly edited.
The Pitches ========= Nearly half of the time the entrepreneur's pitch does not explain what their project does at all. The other times when the entrepreneurs begin to explain their project, they are interrupted by one of the judges. This results in significant confusion by the audience about what the founder's project is even supposed to do. Furthermore, it appears that the judges have done extra research outside of the show because they reference information and data the founder never talked about, and that the audience is not privy to. There are little graphics of information shown in the background of some shots that attempt to add more information about the project, but with dubious measurements like "product health: 100%" and "community health: 70%" that don't appear to mean or affect anything. Very few of the judges actually ask critical questions about the project, and much of the time is spent inquiring about the personal life of the founder(s): what the relationships are between the founders, their relationships with family and spouses, their personal financial situations, their mental health situations, and their hobbies and interests. This is ok on its own because with startups oftentimes a lot of success *does* depend on the founder, but often times the entire pitch is spent talking about the founder without any time actually spent discussing the product. Far too often, this line of questioning devolves to just "vibe checks" and become completely divorced from the project. Concern about the founder being a former model and too much of a "pretty boy" to focus on the project is a valid critique on this front.
Season one seems to have been filmed around 2022 (and it's only being released in 2024?), and a check up on all of the projects featured across the entire season reveals that NONE of the projects have been successful to date.
The Judges ========= The judges in each episode (some of whom are recurring and some of whom only appear for a single episode) are either: of dubious notability, dubious ability to objectively evaluate a project, or both. Many times, it's both. A substantial amount of the dialog between judges is just criticism of each other, nearly to the point of yelling amongst each other for seemingly no reason. It does not feel at all like friendly banter or competition between friends. Very few of the judges actually ask critical questions about the project itself and seem far more interested in competition amongst themselves and vibe checking the founder(s). Many of the points they bring up seemingly have nothing to do with the project or are flat out incorrect. Many wildly unsubstantiated claims by founders go completely unquestioned and some remarks by the judges themselves are just as equally unsubstantiated ("this project will help onboard the next billion people into crypto" --- what about on boarding the first billion first???).
The Editing ========= The editing is just flat terrible and oftentimes just plain cringe and inappropriate. The opening montage in each episode gives away whether some of the founders will be successful within the first 30 seconds. The sound is poorly equalized, and some of the judges are much louder than others. The sound effects added after certain remarks founders or judges make are over the top and cringe. In one episode a founder and judge found they had an interest in common which was followed by a lengthy edit of the two of them exchanging awkward laughing gazes with cute music and hearts surrounding the woman judge. This was extremely inappropriate, incredibly cringe, and deserves no part in a professional show, which Killer Whales purports to be.
The worst thing of all ================ There are absolutely no stakes in this show. The judges are not investing any money at all; the winners only receive "mentorship" from the judges, and it is not clear what this means exactly. Do they get to talk with one judge? All of them? Is it a single consultation? Or a regular check-in? The judges are not putting anything concrete on the line at all, and the lack of any kind of stakes makes the entire premise of the show completely uncompelling. The arguing amongst the judges becomes meaningless when they're not fighting over anything at all as they're not becoming investors in the projects. This means you get all kinds of questionable stuff like judges neither sinking nor swimming with the projects, changing their response after hearing the evaluation of other judges. The judge's critiques seem to have absolutely no effect on their evaluation - often numerous drawbacks and criticisms by a judge are followed by a swim vote. The judges are not sacrificing anything, so why shouldn't they go in on a project. It just doesn't *mean* anything to give a thumbs up to a project.
Conclusion ========= This is simply an absolutely terrible show. This is a crypto Shark Tank imitation showcasing non-notable judges, non-notable projects in an utterly no-stakes, poorly edited, cringe-inducing, no good, terrible, very bad package. DO NOT PAY MONEY TO WATCH THIS SHOW. PERIOD. Watch it for free on Tubi instead if you're interested.
The Pitches ========= Nearly half of the time the entrepreneur's pitch does not explain what their project does at all. The other times when the entrepreneurs begin to explain their project, they are interrupted by one of the judges. This results in significant confusion by the audience about what the founder's project is even supposed to do. Furthermore, it appears that the judges have done extra research outside of the show because they reference information and data the founder never talked about, and that the audience is not privy to. There are little graphics of information shown in the background of some shots that attempt to add more information about the project, but with dubious measurements like "product health: 100%" and "community health: 70%" that don't appear to mean or affect anything. Very few of the judges actually ask critical questions about the project, and much of the time is spent inquiring about the personal life of the founder(s): what the relationships are between the founders, their relationships with family and spouses, their personal financial situations, their mental health situations, and their hobbies and interests. This is ok on its own because with startups oftentimes a lot of success *does* depend on the founder, but often times the entire pitch is spent talking about the founder without any time actually spent discussing the product. Far too often, this line of questioning devolves to just "vibe checks" and become completely divorced from the project. Concern about the founder being a former model and too much of a "pretty boy" to focus on the project is a valid critique on this front.
Season one seems to have been filmed around 2022 (and it's only being released in 2024?), and a check up on all of the projects featured across the entire season reveals that NONE of the projects have been successful to date.
The Judges ========= The judges in each episode (some of whom are recurring and some of whom only appear for a single episode) are either: of dubious notability, dubious ability to objectively evaluate a project, or both. Many times, it's both. A substantial amount of the dialog between judges is just criticism of each other, nearly to the point of yelling amongst each other for seemingly no reason. It does not feel at all like friendly banter or competition between friends. Very few of the judges actually ask critical questions about the project itself and seem far more interested in competition amongst themselves and vibe checking the founder(s). Many of the points they bring up seemingly have nothing to do with the project or are flat out incorrect. Many wildly unsubstantiated claims by founders go completely unquestioned and some remarks by the judges themselves are just as equally unsubstantiated ("this project will help onboard the next billion people into crypto" --- what about on boarding the first billion first???).
The Editing ========= The editing is just flat terrible and oftentimes just plain cringe and inappropriate. The opening montage in each episode gives away whether some of the founders will be successful within the first 30 seconds. The sound is poorly equalized, and some of the judges are much louder than others. The sound effects added after certain remarks founders or judges make are over the top and cringe. In one episode a founder and judge found they had an interest in common which was followed by a lengthy edit of the two of them exchanging awkward laughing gazes with cute music and hearts surrounding the woman judge. This was extremely inappropriate, incredibly cringe, and deserves no part in a professional show, which Killer Whales purports to be.
The worst thing of all ================ There are absolutely no stakes in this show. The judges are not investing any money at all; the winners only receive "mentorship" from the judges, and it is not clear what this means exactly. Do they get to talk with one judge? All of them? Is it a single consultation? Or a regular check-in? The judges are not putting anything concrete on the line at all, and the lack of any kind of stakes makes the entire premise of the show completely uncompelling. The arguing amongst the judges becomes meaningless when they're not fighting over anything at all as they're not becoming investors in the projects. This means you get all kinds of questionable stuff like judges neither sinking nor swimming with the projects, changing their response after hearing the evaluation of other judges. The judge's critiques seem to have absolutely no effect on their evaluation - often numerous drawbacks and criticisms by a judge are followed by a swim vote. The judges are not sacrificing anything, so why shouldn't they go in on a project. It just doesn't *mean* anything to give a thumbs up to a project.
Conclusion ========= This is simply an absolutely terrible show. This is a crypto Shark Tank imitation showcasing non-notable judges, non-notable projects in an utterly no-stakes, poorly edited, cringe-inducing, no good, terrible, very bad package. DO NOT PAY MONEY TO WATCH THIS SHOW. PERIOD. Watch it for free on Tubi instead if you're interested.
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