What happened...not a lot!
After the fireworks of season 1 this lot failed to hit the heights. They promised much but failed to deliver, a bit like Liverpool Fc....
I had to stick with it, I was clinging on to the hope of some drama but this lot were wet and just played it safe. They made me sleepy, they disappointed me like a rumble in your stomach that doesn't become a fart, like when your tinder date turns out to be a 60 year old vegan, like when your ready meal has no horse meat in it...just disappointing.
A date with a Jehovah's Witness would be more exciting or an evening watching a documentary about horticulture......or when you jump up and down and a little bit of pee comes out.
If there's a season 3 then I demand a group of nutters who have been kept in a hotel for a week with no food and a lollipop up their bottom.
Over and out....
After the fireworks of season 1 this lot failed to hit the heights. They promised much but failed to deliver, a bit like Liverpool Fc....
I had to stick with it, I was clinging on to the hope of some drama but this lot were wet and just played it safe. They made me sleepy, they disappointed me like a rumble in your stomach that doesn't become a fart, like when your tinder date turns out to be a 60 year old vegan, like when your ready meal has no horse meat in it...just disappointing.
A date with a Jehovah's Witness would be more exciting or an evening watching a documentary about horticulture......or when you jump up and down and a little bit of pee comes out.
If there's a season 3 then I demand a group of nutters who have been kept in a hotel for a week with no food and a lollipop up their bottom.
Over and out....
