Archer (TV Series)

Plaque Removal (2023)

H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer

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Quotes 

• Sterling Archer : Jesus! All of this for an artifact I could fit in my pants?

  Zara Khan : Why is *that* your unit of measurement?

  Sterling Archer : Better than the metric system.

• Sterling Archer : We don't need a chaperone, and I speak for Zara too.

  Zara Khan : Firstly, I wouldn't even let you speak for me if I had a stroke, and you were the only person who could translate my blinks.

  Pam Poovey : Good call; he wouldn't get your accent right.

  Zara Khan : Secondly, I don't mind Ms. Kane going. I thrive being in the field with other strong female agents.

  Sterling Archer : Wow! That self-adulation just blended right in with the sucking up, didn't it?

  Zara Khan : Sort of how your chlamydia blends in with your syphilis.

• Sterling Archer : [Speaking about Clarissa]  I don't know. Take off her glasses, and she's a British "8", which is an American "5" but a Canadian "10".

• Clarissa : [Talking to Lana]  We can wait here for the museum to send a new truck.

  [Turning toward Archer] 

  Clarissa : And in the meantime, I'd love to speak with you privately on the danger of your

  [Moves her glasses lower on her nose to look over the top of them at Archer] 

  Clarissa : exciting work.

  Sterling Archer : I mean, yeah, sure. You think that's the first time I've climbed out of a moving truck and fought a child? Actually, it might be.

  Clarissa : [Walking behind Archer]  Maybe you could take me to one of the rooms above the pub and tell more...

  [Drags her finger across Archer's shoulders] 

  Clarissa : ... or show me.

  Sterling Archer : Wait. You're saying there are rooms above bars here? I thought that was just a myth.

  [Inhales deeply] 

  Sterling Archer : Are Hobbits real?

  [Gets up to follow Clarissa]