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5/10
Not bad
amymay-6991623 June 2022
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The acting was actually really good, especially for the FF genre. And a semi practical protagonist with a healthy dose of fear and self preservation. So that was the pro. Was decently creepy. Cons include not very scary cave gorilla monster and random banging noises,and the requisite dark/wiggly camera work. True-to-genre flat ending though......
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3/10
Was excited to see People of Color in a horror film
bsw0321 April 2021
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And I wanted to support their effort. That said, you could spend your time on better horror films. Interesting idea, not very good acting, story, effects, and the shooting location does not look like it matches with the story location. Hats off for trying to make an entertaining film.
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The Woodsman 2012
Eyerobot8 January 2018
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The main actor Eric Garcia is very good, And doesn't bore you with his endless monologues. The Video and sound are also very good. Mauro Bosque goes off trail during the filming off his survival show to find caves that he heard stories of. The trip was hazardous due to the many chaotic situations that he creates for himself. He soon finds himself trapped in his tent, While his gear and food are stolen. And yet remains determined to see the caves that his grandmother told him about. SPOILER Once inside the cave he is surrounded by what is supposed to be bigfoot creatures, But honestly they looked more like apes to me. He runs, and finds himself alone in the dark where they torment him and finally kill him. /SPOILER

The movie was very good up to the point that he was being hunted by the creatures, At that point it became very reminiscent of the blair witch style movies, Where you can't see anything, And the camera work is absolutely horrible. And then the classic scream as something you can't see drags him into the dark. This was a very pathetic ending to what started as a nice movie.

It's worth a one time watch if your bored. But i would not pay for it.
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1/10
YOU'RE WATCHING MAURO BOSQUE AND THIS IS THE WOODSMAN...TAKE 2
nogodnomasters14 May 2018
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Plot Spoiler review unless you look at the DVD cover.

Found Footage, i.e. everyone dies.

Takes place in Belize, filmed in Texas.

Bigfoot. Brief footage of creature. Includes ground cam and inside the tent "what is that?" cam.

Boring. F-bomb. No sex or nudity.
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1/10
Great acting doesn't not equal great movie.
poetik-4822425 July 2020
The acting was pretty good even though it didn't induce enough fear. The monster was horrible. The scenery looked like my backyard. The ending was nonexistent. Bottomline, watch the lead actor in anything else.
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1/10
LOL... SERIOUSLY
UltraMaximal23 January 2022
So.... Wow where to begin.... I'm Mr. Internet "woodsman survivalist" I'm going to go roughing it for 2 days and nights with a crap ton of gel. I'm also afraid to cross a steam 2.5 feet wide. All the while not keeping my narcissistic, angry, unknowledgeable personality in check.
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1/10
ZZzzzzzzz
chad-613136 September 2020
If you need to fall asleep quickly, watch this flick!!
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2/10
I'd Leave A Last Will And Testament, But I Have Nothing.
wandernn1-81-6832747 March 2022
Found Footage. Good lead actor. Bad script. Terrible setting. (Obviously not Belize) Blair Witch, thank you for this. Just one guy talking, the whole time. Not worth your time. 2/10.
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7/10
Does what it set out to do.
StationKeeper26 February 2023
Hi. I'm a frequent watcher of Found Footage/Mockumentary films and enjoy the genre.

Let's be honest, many folks go with found footage to fill in for what you're missing - actors, script, location. It's to have a built in 'out'.

I was pleasantly surprised with this film. The lead actor mainly carries it. He's very charismatic, and a welcome change from running around the woods shouting someone's name. He's not going for an Oscar here, but he's got some acting chops. When everything starts to go wrong, you feel for him. This is something that's often missing in Found Footage films.

The script, while nothing special, keeps it simple and that's a smart move. There's an edge to it that I also quite enjoyed. The scares are short, sharp and brutal.

In short, if you're a FF fan, or if you want to pass the time for 90 minutes this is worth a watch.
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10/10
The Woodsman
fancygrandma-4911817 February 2022
I have watched a lot of these type of movies, mostly documentaries and this has been the best by far I think the "Animal" that was being depicted as Big Foot- others documentaries say Big Foot is known to throw rocks, break down trees and has a very foul odor. I respect Mauro Ripke for showing his fear and emotions.
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"Luck Is Only Required In The Absence Of Skill!"...
azathothpwiggins4 June 2021
THE WOODSMAN is about an internet reality show called "The Woodsman". While filming an episode of "The Woodsman", the host, survivalist / adventurer, Mauro Bosque (Maurice Ripke, aka: "The Woodsman") goes missing.

Yet another "found footage" film, we are allegedly watching a video that's been "discovered", showing the fate of "The Woodsman". Filmed in Texas, some wooded lot fills in for the wilds of Belize.

The first thing we learn is how much pride Bosque takes in being "The Woodsman". We also witness how much contempt he has for the production crew of "The Woodsman". He's also quite interested in the Mayans, who were too busy being extinct to appear in "The Woodsman".

Doing as "The Woodsman" might do, Bosque takes a different route than that which had been agreed upon with his team, to meet up at the rendezvous point. Needless to say, nothing goes according to plan, and unlike the living embodiment of machismo known as "The Woodsman", Bosque grows increasingly afraid.

Upon setting up camp, he hears noises, believing that someone is playing a prank on "The Woodsman". As the creepiness mounts, we finally find out what happened to "The Woodsman".

The saving grace of this movie is Ripke himself, who manages to seem genuine in his role.

MAIN COMPLAINTS: #1- The length of the film! This could have easily been trimmed by 20 minutes without losing anything important! #2- The monster! We only glimpse it for scant seconds, and even then we see its inherent cheapness! It would have been best left to the imagination! #3- The Finale! It just sort of ends!

Fans of this vastly overplayed sub-genre may enjoy this movie, while others will be fighting the sandman...
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