Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (1994 Video Game) User Reviews

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. Gamers Don't Like Crap! (Who even Cares if I give a Spoiler)

[Bullwinkle96 · 1/10 · 22 March 2012]

This Game is Possibly the Worst Game I have Ever Played. I Hate It. I wasted about 3 hours of My Life Playing this Crap. The Worst thing I have ever played. Wait I didn't Even Play it because it is not a Game. It is like a Slideshow of Pictures that are not clear and Filtered. The Worst thing on the 3DO and that console is Garbage. So this is the worst game on the worst console.

Here is a Brief Summary of the Gameplay- You make Choices and lose points. That is It.

I don't even think it is possible to finish the game with a point score higher than 0. Not that I have tried. I never want to touch this Crap Again.

The controls Suck even though it is just a choose an option Game. You have to wait for a voice to stop telling you your option.

I could have made a Better Game with a Budget of $7 using Visual Basic and Paint.

In conclusion, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E.T. and Superman 64 are known to be the worst games ever...

[valvedotboy · 1/10 · 30 July 2017]

...Well, may be shocking but, this game is FAR worse then both of them combined. It doesn't even qualify on a game, and is on such a disgraceful console that tries to be good. It is very pornographic, and just a bunch of still images.

Destroy this game at all costs!!

Call The Police! Said John.

[mrkruppy · 1/10 · 2 September 2018]

That's all I have to say. Bad voice acting makes it funny.

Well, at least they got boobs.

[eslamhamdi9248 · 1/10 · 8 October 2020]

That's the only thing that is good about this. There's nothing more to say.

Never played this game, but I still feel I have seen enough to review it.

[Aaron1375 · 2/10 · 7 May 2012]

Yes, I have never played this game. However, let's look at things from a different perspective. I may have never 'played' this game, but this really is not a game. It is not even a movie for the most part, it is an interactive slide show. There will be no argument from anyone who has 'played' this 'game', because you cannot play an interactive slide show. You can choose which set of slides you want to view and they make it so that it is progressing the storyline, but in the end it is neither a game nor a movie with the exception of the opening where a hot girl tells you who you can make her do anything you want. Now if this is the case, I would say get naked, do things to yourself, and skip all the crap that is the interactive slide show and ditch the dumb dude. You cannot, however, do any of this so she lies right off the bat, just as this game lies by saying it is some sort of highly interactive real time game. You get horrible comedy, the opening scenes with the phone calls from the mother and father should clue you into that, and if they do not the two dueling narrators should. Then you have what looks to be the longest chase sequence that flickers across the screen a bit like those sketches on Mad TV, only those are funny and this is most certainly not. Once in awhile you get to choose what goes on, but you do not really have a choice as you get complained at if you pick some more of the racy choices which is kind of the point of a game like this. At least I would think so, who wants to see a happy ending with everything working out. I would rather see nudity! I mean, they made an interactive slide show where they limit your input to a ridiculous degree and expect you to be happy with it. Whoever made this game, I am sure thinks of themselves as clever and funny, the reality is they are incredibly unskilled filmmakers who need to buy themselves a dictionary so they can read the definition of video game and movie.

Not really a video game. Not really a movie. Not really much of anything

[elway-20591 · 1/10 · 14 February 2018]

This "video game" had to be an inside joke. There is no way on earth that the developers of this "game" thought that any consumer would find this "game" appealing in any way, shape or form. Basically, what you have is a horrendous train wreck of a "game". There is nothing redeeming about what these developers thrust on the consumer. That said, the AVGN does a great job of spoofing this "game".

Cross The Naked Gun and a Sex Comedy. What Have You Got?

[abbazabakyleman-98834 · 2/10 · 2 June 2020]

Yes, I know this doesn't even count as a movie, but its tone is so inane and stupid that you will be laughing at how bad it is: the dialogue, the paper-thin story line, etc. Sorry...I just don't even know what else to say about it.

Best Video Game Ever Made!!!!!

[surfingeastcoast · 10/10 · 8 October 2014]

After reading the other reviews on IMDb, I thought I was going to be disappointed playing "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" but thoroughly enjoyed the gameplay. The dialogue was phenomenal and the graphics were of the highest caliber. The music score was composed by John Williams but I am disappointed that I have not been able to purchase the sound track because I would listen to it everyday given the opportunity. The actors were Oscar-worthy and the voiceovers matched perfectly with the situations. The game was lacking in nudity (and ties) but the realism in the gameplay made up for it. Whoever thought of this game is an absolute genius and should have contributed to the Halo series. Bungie should hire the producer and programmers of this video game. I loved how I was given so many options to choose for the characters and was corrected if I made the wrong decision. This game also taught me to be straight and not marry a woman who wants to be a virgin forever. In conclusion, I am going to be a plumber because of this game.

The 2nd Best Anime Video Game of all time

[maxthepotato · 10/10 · 25 December 2018]

Besides cory in the house... this anime video game is probably the best i ever plaed... john san must get jane chan to have babs and yeah i love it the FMV is so realistic for 1993 or for anime like it felt like it was on a movie screen... overall 10/10

Best game of 1993 no lie !!!

[wesleytorna · 10/10 · 2 April 2018]

I actually love this game I don't care what the haters say they might not have tried on the game but honestly I think this is a fine piece of gaming history I recommend people who collect old games to get this game and i seen the gameplay it's really not that bad of a game so I don't know what the fuss is about