Archer (TV Series)
Placebo Effect (2011)
Judy Greer: Cheryl Tunt
Quotes
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Pam Poovey : Whatcha doin', Krieger?
Dr. Krieger : Well, I feel bad for Archer, so I'm making him some Portuguese flashcards.
Cyril Figgis : Portuguese? But isn't... I thought Krieger was a German name.
Dr. Krieger : Über-German. It means "warrior".
Cheryl Tunt : How come you know Portuguese?
Dr. Krieger : [evasively] Because I grew up in Braz - istol... County... Rhode Island. Lotta... Portuguese in Rhode Island.
Cyril Figgis : [skeptically] Where you're from.
Dr. Krieger : Born and raised!
Cyril Figgis : Uh-huh. What's the state capital?
Dr. Krieger : Of...
Cyril Figgis : Rhode Island.
[Krieger thinks for a moment]
Dr. Krieger : Dallas?
Cyril Figgis : A-ha!
Pam Poovey : A-ha what?
Cheryl Tunt : It's Austin! Duh!
Cyril Figgis : It's Providence! But I bet he knows the capital of Brazil, don't you?
Dr. Krieger : I don't have to answer that! Who do you...
Cyril Figgis : [interrupting] Warum hast du Umzug nach Brasilien?
["Why did you move to Brazil?"]
Dr. Krieger : Weiter den Kampf der mein Führer!
["To continue my Führer's fight!"]
Dr. Krieger : [Realizing what he just said] Schieße!
[He runs away]
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Sterling Archer : So, shut up and watch my movie, for which I really need a better title.
Cheryl : Ooooh! How about "Citizen Dickbag"? Snark victory.