Archer (TV Series)
The Double Deuce (2011)
Jessica Walter: Malory Archer
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Quotes
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Malory Archer : Don't shoot! Please! I just killed a man and I think my water just broke, so, I could really, really use a drink.
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Malory Archer : [the wee baby Seamus is sitting, crying on Malory's desk] What the hell is wrong with him?
Sterling Archer : He might have a tiny hangover.
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Sterling Archer : I'm sure you did, mother, but, apparently, Woodhouse is about to be murdered, so...
Malory Archer : [said to Seamus] So are you if you piddle in here. And that goes double for number two, mister man, so you just hold it in.
Sterling Archer : Wow. Ton of stuff just started to make sense to me.
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Malory Archer : The secret is negative reinforcement.
Sterling Archer : Yeah, I'm, uhh, just getting that.
Malory Archer : About time. Ass!
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Sterling Archer : You want me to take a baby... to a murder.
Malory Archer : Wherever. Just out of here. I have no more love to give today.
Sterling Archer : Yeah, but, what is it, like 2:30?