Archer (TV Series)

Swiss Miss (2011)

Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane

Quotes 

• Lana Kane : Was that before or after you got caught fondling a teenager?

  Sterling Archer : Well, obviously, before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches.

• Malory Archer : Herr Schlotz fears they may attempt a kidnapping during the birthday party he's throwing this weekend in Gstaad.

  Ray Gillette : Ach. Gstaad.

  Lana Kane : Gstaad? Oh, yeah! Count me in.

  Sterling Archer : Yeah, and me out. I'm not getting frostbite protecting some old German guy.

  Malory Archer : Herr Schlotz isn't the intended victim. It's his daughter, Anka.

  [a picture of Anka flashes on a video screen behind Malory. In the picture, Anka is stepping out of a limousine with no underwear and a shaved, but blurred, crotch] 

  Sterling Archer : Who obviously needs someone on her constantly, so I will be that someone who is constantly on her.