Royal Pains (TV Series)

Keeping the Faith (2010)

Henry Winkler: Eddie R. Lawson

Quotes 

• Eddie R. Lawson : [to the maitre'd]  But, you know what, my last name is "Reserved."

  Hank Lawson : [seeing his father across the room]  Would you excuse me a second?

  Maitre'd : [to Eddie]  I don't know how I can make it clearer. That table is reserved for someone else.

  Eddie R. Lawson : Yes, and let me make this very clear: I don't get that table, I'm talking to your manager.

  Hank Lawson : Uhh... is everything okay over here?

  Eddie R. Lawson : Yeah. Hi, Hank.

  Hank Lawson : Hi.

  Eddie R. Lawson : I heard you were having lunch over here, and I thought maybe I would join you for coffee. I was asking for an extra chair.

• [Evan ignores his ringing cellphone] 

  Eddie R. Lawson : Are you gonna finally answer that?

  Evan R. Lawson : No. I already know who it is. It's this girl. She's really cute, actually. She likes me, but she has a brother who's the size of Trump Tower and... I suspect he wants to kill me.

  Eddie R. Lawson : Well, you know that's the Lawson curse.

  Evan R. Lawson : Oh, yeah?

  Eddie R. Lawson : When you're wildly desirable to women, that's the cross you gotta bear.