American Dad! (TV Series)

Stan's Food Restaurant (2010)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

Quotes 

• Roger the Alien : [to Stan]  I know the restaurant business. I managed a Hardee's in Myrtle Beach for three years. Everyone called it "Party Hardee's" 'cause of the buttload of drugs I was moving through there. I was "sick" the day of the raid. Got tipped off by this detective whose daughter I saved from drowning. But I... I can't go back there. He won't look the other way again.

• Roger the Alien : [to Stan]  I leased the restaurant truck like you wanted!

  Stan Smith : Is it Arctic White?

  Roger the Alien : Yeah. It's weird how white it is. Weirder than one of those white dog poos.

  Stan Smith : Oh, yeah, those are weird. Have you ever seen a dog lay one of those?

  Roger the Alien : No. Just seen them on the grass.

  Stan Smith : Me too.

• Roger the Alien : [to Farmer Ted]  Here's my home number, my cell and the women's shelter where I'm either volunteering or dropping off my stupid whore wife. Soup is not a meal, Vera!

• Roger the Alien : You're a bum, Qui-Lo! You think you can treat people like this because you've got everything going for you? Well, obviously you can because I'm fine with you and I'll be rooting for you in the bike race this Friday!