There are "objects" out there but we can never know them directly. The act of interpretation begins with the sensations themselves. This is a very amusing tale of differences in gender perception.
Two ladies, a blond and a red head, are jogging along. Each had a date the night before. So how did they go? The blond relates a brief story of a burly guy showing up at her apartment, slurping down his food, schtupping her against the wall, and leaving immediately. A dreadful experience.
The red head gushes. Her date was delightful. The guy took her out to dinner at a fine restaurant, walked her home, spent a long time engaged in a lavish display of continental affection, then had great sex for an hour, and spent the rest of the night cuddling and talking.
Cut to the two guys drinking beer over a barbecue. The fat guy had a great time. His blond date had laid out a terrific meal, he boffed her quickly and was able to get home in time to watch the game.
The red head's date had a miserable experience. The lights wouldn't work at his place so he had to take her out to an expensive restaurant for dinner. He didn't have enough money for a taxi so he had to walk her all the way home. Then he was so upset that he couldn't get it up so he spent an hour on foreplay, on top of which it took another hour for him to get off. By then he was so pooped that he had to spend the night with her and she talked all the time.
The whole film is only a few minutes long and in some ways resembles a TV sketch. It must have cost virtually nothing. But it shows what you can do with a little effort and a keen exercise of imagination.
Two ladies, a blond and a red head, are jogging along. Each had a date the night before. So how did they go? The blond relates a brief story of a burly guy showing up at her apartment, slurping down his food, schtupping her against the wall, and leaving immediately. A dreadful experience.
The red head gushes. Her date was delightful. The guy took her out to dinner at a fine restaurant, walked her home, spent a long time engaged in a lavish display of continental affection, then had great sex for an hour, and spent the rest of the night cuddling and talking.
Cut to the two guys drinking beer over a barbecue. The fat guy had a great time. His blond date had laid out a terrific meal, he boffed her quickly and was able to get home in time to watch the game.
The red head's date had a miserable experience. The lights wouldn't work at his place so he had to take her out to an expensive restaurant for dinner. He didn't have enough money for a taxi so he had to walk her all the way home. Then he was so upset that he couldn't get it up so he spent an hour on foreplay, on top of which it took another hour for him to get off. By then he was so pooped that he had to spend the night with her and she talked all the time.
The whole film is only a few minutes long and in some ways resembles a TV sketch. It must have cost virtually nothing. But it shows what you can do with a little effort and a keen exercise of imagination.
