Quotes
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Hijacker : Shut up! Why would I listen to a captive?
Sterling Archer : Well, you're kind of at the point of no return here. Pretty soon you'll have to start shooting people, and I don't think you want that... other than maybe that guy.
Hijacker : [Pointing gun at passenger eating] Oh, yeah! Well every fish you eat is loaded with plastic micro-beads from face soap.
Sterling Archer : Kinda getting the last scene of Scarface vibe from this guy, but with gluten-free cocaine.
Hijacker : OK, what's your suggestion.
Sterling Archer : Well, any time you need to make an example out of someone, maybe knock this guy
[Looks at Cyril, whose folding paper swans on his tray table]
Sterling Archer : around a little bit.
Hijacker : I don't know. It feels like clubbing a baby seal. I'd hateto hit him if he doesn't deserve it.
Sterling Archer : That's the point. If he gets hit, it could happen to anyone else. And let me tell you a secret - he's secretly a masochist; gets a lot of pleasure from being beaten up. He loves it; can't get enough of it. You'd be doing this guy a favor.
Hijacker : All right, that's a load of my mind.
Sterling Archer : And off mine too.
