Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

The Baljeatles/Vanessassary Roughness (2009)

Maulik Pancholy: Baljeet Tjinder

Quotes 

• Phineas : Is everything okay?

  Baljeet : If by "okay", you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

  Phineas : That's not at all what I meant by "okay".

• Baljeet : [suddenly outraged]  I do not believe this! I wasted all this time in a class without grades? Aohhhhh! If only there were some other kind of outlet for me to express these feelings to my like-minded peer group!

  [comes to realization] 

  Baljeet : Pardon me! I want to try something!

• Phineas : Well Baljeet, If it means anything, I'd give you an A+ in rock.

  Baljeet : No, that means almost nothing.

• Coltrane : What's up, Baljeet?, your band is waiting for you onstage.

  Baljeet Tjinder : I can't do it! I just do not know how to rock! I know I am going to get a bad grade!

  Coltrane : Wait, what are you talking about, 'grades'? This is Summer Rocks. There are no grades.

  Baljeet Tjinder : No grades? Oh, so it is pass/fail?

  Coltrane : No! We use a free-floating curriculum to encourage kids to just... rock out and have fun!

  Baljeet Tjinder : [outraged]  I do not believe this! I wasted all this time in a class Without grades? Aohhhh! If only there were some other kind of outlet for me to express these feelings to my like-minded peer group!

  [comes to realization] 

  Baljeet Tjinder : Pardon me! I want to try something!