Mad Men (TV Series)
The Gypsy and the Hobo (2009)
Jon Hamm: Don Draper
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Quotes
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Betty Draper : What would you do if you were me? Would you love you?
Don Draper : I was surprised that you ever loved me.
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Don Draper : I can explain.
Betty Draper : Oh, I know you can. You're a very, *very* gifted storyteller.
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Researcher : [Annabelle Mathis and the Sterling Cooper creatives are watching a focus group of three dog owners and a researcher through the two-way mirror] How would you describe your dog's temperament?
Griffon Woman : [through mirror] She's picky and, ah, she's nervous sometimes, but she's very smart.
Researcher : [through mirror] And yours?
Mutt Man : [through mirror] He's independent, you know? He knows what he likes. He's pretty hard to fool.
Smitty : My God, they're describing themselves.
Don Draper : This your first group?
Researcher : [through mirror] What if I told you your dogs were enjoying Caldecott Farms?
Griffon Woman : [through mirror] What's it called?
Bulldog Man : [through mirror] I wouldn't like it. Bingo, stop!
Mutt Man : [through mirror] I've never heard of it.
Bulldog Man : [through mirror] Well, you should. They make it out of ponies.
Griffon Woman : [through mirror] Goodness gracious, that's this one?
Mutt Man : [through mirror] This is the first I'm hearing of this. I wish you would've told me. When people are protesting, I'm onboard.
Researcher : [through mirror] Well, what brand does your dog prefer?
Bulldog Man : [through mirror] Why would you do this to us?
Griffon Woman : [through mirror] It's inhumane!
Bulldog Man : [through mirror] Bingo looks sick.
Annabelle Mathis : [quietly] Turn it off.
Researcher : [through mirror] Would you prefer beef, or...
Don Draper : Somebody get that?
Peggy Olson : I can't turn it off, it's actually happening!
Don Draper : [irritably] Turn off the *sound*.