Royal Pains (TV Series)

Crazy Love (2009)

Eliza Coupe: Katie

Quotes 

• Evan R. Lawson : You looking for somebody? Maybe somebody who knows how to surf without perling, 'cause...?

  Katie : You got me. I like to base my relationships on surfing technique.

• Jill Casey : [to Evan after he talks his way onto Katie's bad side]  Oh, you just dug your own grave.

  Katie : [to Jill]  Yeah, he's no MSG.

  Jill Casey : No.

  Katie : [to Evan]  Don't worry, though. All you missed was a couple months of casual, really good sex.

  Evan R. Lawson : Whoa-whoa, w-okay, I'm an MSG. Look at... What the hell's an MSG?

  Dr. Hank Lawson : Yeah, you guys gotta tell us what that means. It's enough already.

  Jill Casey : It's stupid.

  Evan R. Lawson : Medieval slut gatherer, man seeking guacamole, manatees...