My Family (TV Series)
Bully for Ben (2009)
Tayler Marshall: Kenzo Harper
Quotes
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Michael Harper : [Filming for a home video bloopers show] OK, Kenzo. Look happy. It's your birthday.
Kenzo Harper : I've had my birthday.
Michael Harper : Well, this is another one. A pretend one.
Kenzo Harper : Pretend? Isn't pretending like lying?
Alfie Butts : It is a bit, yes.
Michael Harper : No, it's not! It's fine!
Kenzo Harper : Mummy says it's wrong to lie.
Michael Harper : Well, mummy's a fine one to talk!
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Michael Harper : Look, Kenzo, do the stunt and uncle Michael will get you a box of Smarties and some Jelly Babies. How's that?
Kenzo Harper : £10.
Michael Harper : What?
Kenzo Harper : £10.
Michael Harper : Seven.
Kenzo Harper : 12.
Michael Harper : 10.
Kenzo Harper : Done!
Michael Harper : [Long pause] He's good, isn't he?
Alfie Butts : You have to admire his moral flexibility!
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Janey Harper : What's going on?
Kenzo Harper : Hello, mummy! If I fall into the cake, uncle Michael is going to give me £10!
Janey Harper : What? Michael, no! He could get hurt!
Michael Harper : No, it's a shop-bought cake. It's not one of mum's!
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Ben Harper : Nice work, Kenzo! Owe you a tube of Smarties!
Kenzo Harper : £10.
Ben Harper : What?
Kenzo Harper : £10.
Ben Harper : Seven.
Kenzo Harper : 12.
Ben Harper : 10.
Kenzo Harper : Done!