Richard Graham: Barry

Quotes 

• Barry : You've got the hump because we're first and you lot, you're... oh, eighth!

  Ben Harper : I don't mind being eighth. And I've got the hump, as you so adroitly put it, because some people are not exactly playing by the rules, are they?

  Barry : So what are you saying?

  Ben Harper : I've been watching you. Oh, yes! Phone a friend, eh, Mr Google?

  Barry : I don't like what you're inferring.

  Ben Harper : Implying. I imply, you infer.

• Barry : Outside!

  Ben Harper : Who is?

  Barry : With!

  Ben Harper : With?

  Barry : You and me!

  Janey Harper : What's going on?

  Barry : Yeah, well, me and your granddad are about to settle an argument outside!

  Ben Harper : Erm... I don't remember agreeing to that!

  Barry : Alright! We'll settle it in here, then!

  Michael Harper : Go on, dad! You can use those martial arts skills you're always going on about!

  Ben Harper : Kids, haha! You've got to laugh, haven't you?