Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?/Put That Putter Away (2008)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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Quotes 

• [Perry, in Candace's body, crashes in on Dr. Doofenshmirtz] 

  Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : A teenage girl?

  [Perry dons his signature hat] 

  Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : *Perry* the Teenage Girl?

• Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [as Perry, in Candace's body, tries to attack him]  Ha! You don't have a tail anymore! Now you're no match for me! But wait a minute, I... I can't hit a girl.

  [Perry attacks him again] 

  Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Did you have that purse when you came in?

  [Perry attacks him again] 

  Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Well, I'm out of here.

  [Doofenshmirtz runs off, leaving a smoke cloud. When the cloud disappears, Doofenshmirtz is still there] 

  Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : What just happened?

• [Dr. Doofenshmirtz is trying to write his own evil jingle but can't come up with a word to rhyme with "evil"] 

  Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : As soon as I get this done, lunchtime will never again be fun. Oh, great, *there's* a rhyme! There's a rhyme, but sure, EVERYTHING rhymes with "fun"!

• Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : A teenage girl? PERRY the teenage girl! Whatever floats your boat, I don't judge.

• Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [having trapped Perry, in Candace's body, in a tiny cage]  Sorry about the tight fit, but you know, if I had known you were going to disguise yourself as a teenage girl, I would have set a bigger trap.