My Family (TV Series)
One of the Boys (2007)
Olwen Rees: Nerys Bailey
Quotes
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Nerys Bailey : Roger Bailey Jr! What do I say about an empty plate?
Roger Bailey : Oh!
Nerys Bailey : [Cuts up his food] Let's make these pieces a bit smaller!
Michael Harper : And I thought *my* family was dysfunctional!
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Abi Harper : [after receiving a house and a dental practice as a wedding present] I don't know what to say... mum!
Nerys Bailey : Oh, please! Having you two as neighbours is thanks enough!
Roger Bailey : Neighbours? In Wales?
Nerys Bailey : Of course.
Ben : Well, there's a wedding present we can all enjoy!
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Roger Bailey : Look, er, mum, Abi and I are a bit busy at the moment.
Nerys Bailey : Oh. Oh, that's a shame. I was thinking of getting... ice creams!
Roger Bailey : Ice creams?
Abi Harper : I've got jam doughnuts!
Roger Bailey : Jam doughnuts?
Nerys Bailey : Oh, we could go to the cinema!
Roger Bailey : Cinema?
Abi Harper : We could go to my bedroom and listen to Aled Jones!
Roger Bailey : [sings] We're walking in the air...
Nerys Bailey : I'VE GOT WINE GUMS!
Roger Bailey : NNNGGGGHHHH!
Abi Harper : I've got...
[whispers something sexy into Roger's ear]
Roger Bailey : Really? Before the wedding? Sorry, mum!
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Nerys Bailey : You all turned my son against me! He's just yelled at me!
Ben : Well, you've had a good run! My kids were only six when they started screaming at me!
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Nerys Bailey : Oh, you're disgusting! You with that strange deviant friend of yours!
Ben : What, Alfie?
Nerys Bailey : That Charlie character!
Ben : What?
Nerys Bailey : Well, it's not normal, is it?
Ben : Normal? You're talking to me about normal? Buying pants for a man in his 30s and that's normal?