My Family (TV Series)
One of the Boys (2007)
Keiron Self: Roger Bailey
Quotes
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Nerys Bailey : Roger Bailey Jr! What do I say about an empty plate?
Roger Bailey : Oh!
Nerys Bailey : [Cuts up his food] Let's make these pieces a bit smaller!
Michael Harper : And I thought *my* family was dysfunctional!
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Abi Harper : [after receiving a house and a dental practice as a wedding present] I don't know what to say... mum!
Nerys Bailey : Oh, please! Having you two as neighbours is thanks enough!
Roger Bailey : Neighbours? In Wales?
Nerys Bailey : Of course.
Ben : Well, there's a wedding present we can all enjoy!
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Susan Harper : [Pins Roger down on the table] Right, Roger! Do you love Abi?
Roger Bailey : Er... yes!
Susan Harper : Do you want to spend the rest of your life with her?
Roger Bailey : But, er... yes!
Susan Harper : Do you want you and your mother to resemble a Krankies tribute act in 20 years' time?
Roger Bailey : Yes! I mean, no! Er... I don't think so!
Susan Harper : Right, then! Sort it out with Abi - before you lose her!
Roger Bailey : Point taken, Susan! If somewhat, harshly delivered!
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Roger Bailey : Listen, Abi, Susan's told me a few home truths. She's made me realise that I'm a fool.
Abi Harper : I could have told you that, Rog!
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Roger Bailey : Look, er, mum, Abi and I are a bit busy at the moment.
Nerys Bailey : Oh. Oh, that's a shame. I was thinking of getting... ice creams!
Roger Bailey : Ice creams?
Abi Harper : I've got jam doughnuts!
Roger Bailey : Jam doughnuts?
Nerys Bailey : Oh, we could go to the cinema!
Roger Bailey : Cinema?
Abi Harper : We could go to my bedroom and listen to Aled Jones!
Roger Bailey : [sings] We're walking in the air...
Nerys Bailey : I'VE GOT WINE GUMS!
Roger Bailey : NNNGGGGHHHH!
Abi Harper : I've got...
[whispers something sexy into Roger's ear]
Roger Bailey : Really? Before the wedding? Sorry, mum!