My Family (TV Series)

One of the Boys (2007)

Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper

Quotes 

• Janey : I just want you to know, I found a bank with a very low interest rate.

  Ben : Oh really? Can't be any lower than mine.

• Janey : Mum, dad, I've been offered the deal of a lifetime!

  Ben : The answer is no. If I refuse now, whatever it is, it'll cut out this pointless preamble!

• Janey : You know my friend Amanda with the shop? Well, she wants to sell me a share in the property while she's off travelling!

  Susan Harper : What kind of shop?

  Janey : Vintage clothing. Stuff from the 60s and 70s.

  Susan Harper : Oh, you should look in your father's wardrobe! How much do you need?

  Janey : It's the big thing.

  Susan Harper : How much?

  Janey : Did I mention it'll sell itself?

  Susan Harper : How much?

  Janey : £10,000.

  Ben : [Sniggers]  I said we should cut out this pointless preamble!

  Janey : Guys, I'm a reliable investment! You can trust me with your money!

  Ben : I'd sooner trust Nick Leeson with my money!

• Janey : I've already fixed a meeting with the bank on Wednesday. They'll give me the loan. I've got a business plan that'll knock them sideways!

  Susan Harper : Good for you, darling! But you might want to take a balaclava and a shotgun!