The Breastford Wives (2007 Video) User Reviews

Fun For What It Is

[Michael_Elliott · 2 September 2018]

The Breastford Wives (2007)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Rob (Frankie Cullen) and Laura (Gloria-Anne Gilbert) are celebrating their marriage and moving into their new home. Before long they start to meet all of the sexy neighbors and it's clear that everyone in town has a very high sex drive. Before long the couple meet a strange doctor who seems to be doing experiments on people.

THE BREASTFORD WIVES, as you can tell from the title, is a softcore take-off on THE STEPFORD WIVES and for the most part it's an entertaining movie. If you're familiar with the softcore work of director Jim Wynorski then you know he really is the best in the business and he certainly helps keep this film moving at a nice pace. Obviously, this film was made to show off naked ladies and it does a good job with that.

Taylor Wayne easily steals the film with her erotic look and sound. You've also got Barbie Bennett and Friday in the cast. Needless to say, everyone looks great but I must admit that both Cullen and Gilbert drove me crazy with their performances. They were really, really bad and the line delivery with each other was just laughable at times.

waste of f***** time and money

[fridon-489-969974 · 1/10 · 29 September 2012]

if b stands for bad, this movie deserves a big B. bloody bigger then a B ever gonna be.

GO watch a porn, at least they don't put wrinkled beauties and rugged boobies in porn. And porn stars can some time act.. Warning you up front mate.Couldn't stand it for five minutes only.every thing was BAD. I don't how someone in his good senses can rate this movie 10 stars. I can't even give it five even after smoking a bit. Right f****** waste of every penny and every second. Go watch a porn instead. for porn stars are often much younger..

And..I have tried watching it for full five minutes. yet I stand by my words. Don't watch this. its a complete waste.

More Taylor Wane please!

[stalking-divinity · 9/10 · 18 March 2011]

I typically hate having hardcore girls in my softcore. Why should I watch this woman having simulated sex, where I can't see anything, when I can see her on half the internet getting visually pounded like crazy? Softcore is where I go for girls showing more personality, acting skills, and campy fun. In this case, however, despite the larger than normal number of hardcore girls involved in this, I have to say I am willing to make an exception.

Taylor Wane is absolutely amazing. I'm not sure what else there is to say. She's gorgeous, has a sexy accent, and has an incredible body. I was extremely happy to see her in a softcore role, and had high hopes for her being in more, though it looks like she's gone back to exclusively hardcore.

I also though Friday was hot in this, another example of a hardcore girl being exceptional enough that I liked her in this softcore role.

Glori-Anne Gilbert's acting here seems better than usual, and she shows a little bit more depth than her typical sweet airhead bimbo type character she typically plays.

The plot was funny and a clever take off of Stepford Wives, and I enjoyed the parody aspect of it. Some of the parody titles can be so unrelated to the original as to be nothing more than an excuse for a clever name to be used, but this concept lent itself very well to the parody and they did a great job with it.

Wait! What? Sex Slaves!?

[refinedsugar · 6/10 · 28 April 2023]

'The Breastford Wives' doesn't waste any time with boobs right away and then the image gets inverted as cast credits featuring hardcore pornstars scroll by. The opening also quickly established the 'Stepford Wives' setup, first sex scene between the couple (Glori-Anne Gilbert, Frankie Cullen) and omg then it's the same house from 'Lust Connection'. Man director Jim Wynorski really knew how to get the biggest bang for his buck and has the nudity constant formula down pat.

The evil doc has his way with Taylor, Barbie & Sara. The guy (Cullen) hasn't even settled in and meets the blonde Friday in a black dress that really highlights her boobs. She invites him in, wine is poured, a little small talk and then they have sex. He returns home to smash Taylor Wane in his gym. Glori-Anne, Barbie Bennett and Sara Maglaughlin three-way in a bathtub. Glori-Anne does a striptease and then sex. Cullen investigates a noise in the middle of the night only to be warned by the daughter (Monique Parent) of the previous owners about what is going on and then has sex with her supplying a few laughs. Then bangs docs assistant Monica Sweetheart and gets suckered into sex with Sara while back at home his wife is getting frisky with Taylor & Barbie in the hot tub.

There used to be a time when T&A flicks made an attempt at a plot, but that's truly an afterthought with 'The Breastford Wives'. A few sprinkles of dialog move things along here, but the most important factor - the ladies - are a good bunch filmed right with a pleasant vibe thankfully. It's still Wynorski's wheelhouse - cheap, quick (79 mins) - with the requisite moments of bad acting, poor music, but it works if you're game for what it's offering.