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2.6/10   3,543 votes
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Release Date:
22 February 2008 (USA) more
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Protecting America's assets.
Plot:
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman... more | add synopsis
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4 nominations more
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(27 articles)
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As good as i expected!!!!! more (14 total)
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Cast

  (Cast overview, first billed only)
Larry The Cable Guy ... Deputy Larry Stalder
Richard Bull ... Sheriff Smoot
J. David Moeller ... Elmer
Will Clinger ... Bo
Omar Dykes ... Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes)
Reno Collier ... Tater

Jenny McCarthy ... Connie
Yaphet Kotto ... Alonzo Mosely

Ivana Milicevic ... Madeleine
Dan Waller ... Agent Orange / MIB #1

Rick Le Fevour ... MIB #2
Joseph Luis Caballero ... MIB #3 (as Joe Caballero)
Sean Bridgers ... Norm

Gerry Bednob ... Omar
Claudia Michelle Wallace ... TSA Woman
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Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor.
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USA:97 min
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Yaphet Kotto's character has a different name in the DVD than in the theatrical version (see Alternate Versions entry). more
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Continuity: When Larry and Madeleine are sitting on the barge and she is done fixing her makeup, she puts her mirror into her purse twice. more
Quotes:
Larry: You gotta be kidding me. That girl had more scars on her chest than Frankenstein.
Bo: That's because she was mauled by a bear. But her boobs were real.
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77 out of 96 people found the following review useful.
As good as i expected!!!!!, 26 February 2008
1/10
Author: BeaveryTheBeaver from United States

Which was not very. I didn't want to watch this movie. I mean after Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and Delta Farce, I nearly ripped my cousin apart for dragging me to see them. But I wanted to see a movie and this was just about the only thing that I had not already seen. I had to have a little hope since I'm a big Blue Collar fan. But, Witless Protection was packed with not-so-funny jokes and idiotic situations that only a certain buck-toothed, slovenly demographic will laugh at. If you were insulted by the preceding sentence, then this movie isn't for you either as it is offensive itself.

Jenny McCarthy is fun to look at. But that doesn't makes up for the rest of this "movie" in no way whatsoever. Stick to animated movies, Larry.

1/10

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All in all, not funny, pretty much awful. iannai-577-64026
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Walked out. willpower101
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