The slapstick and action set pieces are lame, and its performances range from competent to annoying.
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The Hollywood ReporterFrank Scheck
The Hollywood ReporterFrank Scheck
At least a fright-wigged Joe Mantegna, delivering an execrable cameo as a whacked-out doctor, has a good excuse for his presence; the writer-director is one of his former film students.
30
Variety
Variety
If you need a GPS unit to find your own backside, you'll be laughing uproariously at Witless Protection, a movie that's far more interesting politically than dramatically -- or, God knows, comically.
30
L.A. Weekly
L.A. Weekly
Still, it’s hard to despise the movie, especially when Peter Stormare shows up over-enunciating the most brilliantly awful English accent of all time.